Cigarette

A cancer-giving device that has a long, cylindrical shaft, which you wrap your lips around and suck on. A penis generally has a long, cylindrical shaft as well. Interesting...

Male smokers are homosexuals in disquise. Quit smoking cigarettes, you become the fag that you are smoking.

by xXdarksliderXx October 10, 2005

cigarette

An instrument of death. Kills people around the smoker even quicker than it does the smoker, but the smoker apparently is too self-centered to care who dies as long as it isn't him/her, even if it's their own baby.

Smoker: Cigarettes don't do me THAT much harm.
Me: Maybe not, but secondhand smoke is twice as bad for someone else as the smoke is for you.
Smoker: But that's the whole point! I'm killing someone ELSE. I don't care who the hell dies from my cigarette smoke as long as it isn't me.
Me: Yeah, typical smoker attitude.

by D-Shiznit July 11, 2005

cigarette

Cigarette smokers create ugly, stinking mess everywhere they go. Smoking invariably causes bad breath in smokers. Most of the adult smokers can’t quit it because it’s extremely addictive, and they are helpless pussies.

I wld never want to kiss a smoker chick with bad breath. cigarette smoking is just the most stupid way of harming yourself and others around you. cigarettes are antisocial.

by Sm0k1ngs k1LLz January 12, 2009

Cigarette

1. Cancer Stick
2. Handheld Death Trap
3. a bad/expensive habit

"Get That (Cigarette)Cancer Stick out My Face"

by Jay2daDtotheT July 9, 2009

cigarette

British for fag

British guy: i need a fag
English dude: you can take my sister

by winged April 1, 2004

cigarette

Cancer on a stick. Nuff said

Me: If I were president, i would force every smoker to use a stop-smoking aid, then put a ban on cigarettes

by filmguy619 August 7, 2010

Cigarette

Death

I know a guy who smoked a cigarette once, he died.

by Call me ZG August 25, 2013