Cholesterol

Probably the biggest health myth propagated by the pharmaceutical industry. The body needs both kinds of cholesterol. There is no such thing as "bad" or "good" cholesterol. The study that was done to test cholesterol as a heart disease contributor was flawed. They tested RABBITS (A VEGETARIAN) and a FOX (A CARNIVORE). Humans are omnivores. Just read your information in books and on the internet. Statins lower your risk for heart disease, but increases other major factors for deaths of other causes.

Pharmaceutical Industry Mark: Cholesterol is a bad thing, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Doctors in training: Yes, I agree with that. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.

by TheOrtonRevolution January 4, 2011

chorley

Town in central Lancashire, in the United Kingdom. The town proclaims itself to be "Lancashire's Biggest Little Market Town." The town was made famous by repeated references to it by comedian Peter Kay in his stand up shows and his TV programmes "That Peter Kay Thing," "Phoenix Nights" and "Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere."

The radio station mentioned in the shows, Chorley FM, is fictional and does not exist. However, there have been temporary licenses in the area broadcasting under the name following the programme's success.

Chorley is also famous for its Chorley Cakes, far superior to the nearby Eccles cakes.

You're listening to Chorley FM - where the listener comes first!

by Paulos May 31, 2005

chothers

Making the words. "each" and "other" 1 word only. It's faster that way.

Mother says to her daughter Jessica, "Instead of going in separate cars, let's go with chothers."

by Susan Jane August 6, 2006

Choter

A female that tends to cause issues between males, due to her sneaky activites, like sleeping around or spreading rumors.

This choter just dumped my best friend, yet shes asking me to beat him up for her!

by Scooby90 February 18, 2011

Chutley

A horrible disease that occurs when ingesting 3 dozen eggs, progressing to 5 dozen eggs. The illness is more common in those named Gaston. Without proper treatment, The Chutley has a mortality rate of nearly 90%
Treatment of The Chutley, or, Chutterson Fever, consists of the infected person bathing in goat urine for 48 hours straight, drinking plenty of Georgi vodka, and being anally penetrated by a cafeteria worker named Gladys, with a (metal) baseball bat. It can be prevented with frequent sexual endeavors and BBQ sauce.

"Charles caught the Chutley, it's really unfortunate. He just got over AIDS."

by Gaston Scudley September 27, 2011

choller

A cholo and a baller

Dude! Did you see that cholo over there? He is totally baller!

Yeah man, he's a choller.

by sophihi October 25, 2009

Cholesterol City

A fast-food restaurant, such as McDonald's or Burger King, serving only fatty foods.

Last night I ate a triple cheeseburger at Bimbo's. That place is cholesterol city!

by KBK January 31, 2005