chocolate starkiss

When two people put their assholes together and one farts into the others, making their chocolate starfishes do a chocolate starkiss.

Hey look at the dumper on that chick. I’d love to chocolate starkiss her chocolate startfish.

by Boofers anonymous July 22, 2019

Artificial chocolate milking

A man fists a woman's ass while fucking her doggy style and proceeds to jerk himself off through her ass. Not to be confused with artificial strawberry milking which involves a man fucking a woman's ass while jacking himself off through the vagina.

Lawrence prefers an artificial chocolate milking with your wife's ass as she is far less flatulant than his own wife.

by Coco Sean August 10, 2016

chocolate thai

A chronic strain of Cannibus.

"Pass me sum of that Chocolate Thai."

by Diego August 30, 2003

Chocolate Princess

A large black woman who requires attention from their usually skinny white male partner

Alek, get over here and give your chocolate princess some lovin!

by Aleknshaniqua October 17, 2008

Chocolate faucet

Asshole, butthole, rectum

The bathroom smells terrible because John turned on the chocolate faucet

by danglyballzjohn March 14, 2015

Chocolate Bon-Bon Factory

This is a synonym for the anus which is typically used in porn. It is referring to the fact that a nice arsehole is often a tasty treat, as well as a functional tool for shitting.

It is usually used when referring to the very neat and tidy arsehole of a young female pornstar, often during the performance of a rimjob. However it is also used to refer to arseholes of any denomination, colour, size, shape, gender, sexual orientation or ethnicity.

"Oh wow, don't you have a neat little arsehole! I can't wait to dig my tongue right into your chocolate bon-bon factory!"

by Azbo The Great! March 13, 2017

Screaming Chocolate Guy

As made famous by Spongebob Squarepants.

The episode where Spongebob and Patrick are selling chocolate bars and he insanely screams "CHOCOLATE!!!"

He ends up buying all of the chocolate.

Screaming Chocolate Guy: CHOCOLATE!!!!

Screaming Chocolate Guy: Now that I have you right where I want you, *suspense builds* I'd like to buy all of your chocolate.

by OMFG CHOCOLATE September 27, 2009