Team Choad

A group of Leet bloggers OWNING ignorant, hypocritical, religious fundamentalist, HTML prone morons on Xanga.

Team Choad hacks your Xanga.

by Dustin Chander April 7, 2005

choad warrior

1. A person who shamelessly takes food, drinks or favors. May or may not involve asking. More severe than mooch

That choad warrior drank all my Dr. Pepper!

by suncrush March 10, 2005

choadiemcsmallballs

a universal word that can be used to temporarily name any person, friend or foe.

Yo! What's happenin choadiemcsmallballs!?

by Randy Macho Man Savage June 27, 2008

Choad Dozer

After pulling out and ejaculating on the lady's taint, you try to counteract the forces of gravity by using the head of the penis (as a dozer) to keep the ejaculate from slipping into her anal region.

A choad dozer is only fun for a few seconds, then I get sleepy and must rest.

My men and I have traveled a fort night and have built a man-sized desire to Choad Doze your virgins. Bring them forth.

by Bizoid April 30, 2006

choadbag

A University of Alabama football fan. Typically used in a deriding manner by fans of rival schools such as the university of Tennessee.

Did you see that choadbag cry last year when they lost two in a row to Arkansas and South Carolina ?

by Keithj3 September 24, 2005

choad

a short fat penis

damn fuck my ex he has a choad!

by yackyjacky January 4, 2010

choad

(1) A penis, usually wider than long.
(2) The perineal area. See taint or grundle.
(3) Pubic hair. This definition seems to originate from New Jersey.

(1) Whoa! He's hung like a beer can! What a choad!
(2) Lick my choad.
(3) Eat my choad.

by Spike Jonez October 24, 2004