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Married With Children

Fox TV show that aired from 1987 to 1997. Co-created by a Black man, this groundbreaking, insanely funny cartoonish show put all of the other sitcoms to shame.
When it came to true comedy, MWC was deadly serious.
by Bem Suggs December 11, 2003
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middle children of history

From Tyler Durden form Fight Club, by Chuck Palahnuik.
"We are the middle children of history, raised by television to believe that someday we'll be millionaires and movie stars and rock stars, but we won't. And we're just learning this fact. So don't fuck with us."
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Children's Aid

Those fucking sons of a bitches that take peoples children. Mostly when the child is safe and the parents are innocent, just to piss them off and make money for the society.
"Wheres your son?"
"Fucking Children's aid took him."
"bastards"
by Mikochan June 17, 2009
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childover

Similar to a hangover, only with permanent side effects.
the result of way too many martinis during happy hour.
Jane should have insisted on contraception, Now Ted and her could quite possibly be coming down with a nasty childover!
by Disexlia boy January 18, 2010
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Hand Children

Any sperm ejaculated with own hand
I got rid of some Hand Children last night.

I got some Hand Children on my pants.
by Nibiru33 March 3, 2010
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Birthing Madonna's children

Taking a huge dump/shit, after a huge meal. Usually happens after eating mexican food, or ridiculously large burgers. Causes environmental hazard by spread of stink fumes, that travel at fast speeds within a house. Effect can be reduced with the use of air fresheners.
Frank: Dude, the whole house stinks, and the toilet is clogged.
Guy: Yeah man! I ate too much last night, and so I was birthing Madonna's children all morning.
by B:ss February 14, 2010
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swallowing my children

When a girl eats/ drinks your cum
My girl was giving me head when I suddenly came in her mouth she swallowing my children
by Flyboy54 March 17, 2015
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