chestnuts roasting on an open fire

When you nut on a girl's chest in front of a fire. Instead of cleaning it up you just leave it on her to be slowly cooked onto the skin.

"Man last night I gave her chestnuts roasting on an open fire...it was so romantic"

by KaigedStupidity April 15, 2021

pulling the roasted chestnuts out of the fire

Making lemonade out of lemons

Wheres there's hope theres a way, just start pulling the roasted chestnuts out of the fire

by Sexydimma July 10, 2021

The Ultimate North Star Dragon Fist of the Western Solar Havoc Wind Strike Fear Shattering Chestnut Punch

LenKu's ultimate move, in which the oppenent is hit with a firery uppercut and then ingulfed in a hurricane of flames, immobilizing them.

"Dude, is LenKu still trying to hit people with that ridiculous attack?"
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"That attack takes way to long to say...By the the time your done yelling it your to out of breath to actually do it."

by LenKu Amada May 10, 2004

shooting chestnuts from the pussy

Complaining about something.

Person 1: "Did your mom say anything when you came home late?"
Person 2: "She was shooting chestnuts from the pussy, like always."

by dababy773 August 19, 2021

Chestnut

When you bust all over a girl's chest during sex

Bro, i gave that hoe a chestnut last night.

by lasaga November 7, 2017

messy chestnut

A messy chestnut refers to the act of a man pulling his erect penis out of a woman's vagina and ejaculating on the general chest area of the female. The man then sucks and inhales the semen into his own mouth until he collects it all. The woman opens her mouth and allows the man to spit the semen into her mouth and then let's it drip off of her chin and run back down her chest area.

I gave her a messy chestnut

by Daddy Johnson May 10, 2016

Ina Chestnut

A wonderful, anxiety-riddled, too pretty to be described, Gilbert-loving, good kisser, and perfect girl with wonderful uneven nostrils. She is dorky at times, but can also take your breath away wether you like it or not more easily than she realizes. She is the nicest person around, but her anxiety make her self conscious. It's your job to fix it by holding her till she's smiling and blissful. Falling asleep on her is easier than it should be and you can stay on the phone with her for 12 hours easy. Her siblings are assholes, but she somehow survived. I love her with all my heart and i'm so happy she's here with me. Bisexual icon with those finger guns and cuffed jeans. Her smile is the best part of my day, and should be everyone else's. oddly kinky for an innocent ace, but you love it. Is the O.G. meme lord. the only thing you would want to change about her is her last name.

Ina Chestnut said hi

by Gayboi66606 April 22, 2019