chestnuts roasting on an open fire

When you nut on a girl's chest in front of a fire. Instead of cleaning it up you just leave it on her to be slowly cooked onto the skin.

"Man last night I gave her chestnuts roasting on an open fire...it was so romantic"

by KaigedStupidity April 15, 2021

pulling the roasted chestnuts out of the fire

Making lemonade out of lemons

Wheres there's hope theres a way, just start pulling the roasted chestnuts out of the fire

by Sexydimma July 10, 2021

The Ultimate North Star Dragon Fist of the Western Solar Havoc Wind Strike Fear Shattering Chestnut Punch

LenKu's ultimate move, in which the oppenent is hit with a firery uppercut and then ingulfed in a hurricane of flames, immobilizing them.

"Dude, is LenKu still trying to hit people with that ridiculous attack?"
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"That attack takes way to long to say...By the the time your done yelling it your to out of breath to actually do it."

by LenKu Amada May 11, 2004

Kenny chestnuts

The testicles

Bruno Mars is that feller who sounds like he got hoofed in the Kenny Chestnuts

by Rudbuddy September 23, 2020

nig chestnut

a very handsome and sexy man with a large shlong

"have you seen nig chestnuts massive penis?"

"yeah he put it in my bum"

by thereallG11112 July 29, 2023

Reverse Chestnut

Shoving as many hotdogs and buns up your ass as you can in 10 minutes (Water dipping encouraged)

Damn have you seen the way Steve can reverse chestnut, I’ve never seen anything like it!

by Bighotdog223 April 21, 2024

Valley Chestnut Shot

Valley refers to the cleavage, chestnut, or chest nut refers to the act of cumming on someone's breasts/chest.

A Valley Chestnut Shot is the act of cumming into someones mouth through the cleavage.

Hey, want a Valley Chestnut Shot? Yeah sure!

Have you tried a Valley Chestnut Shot? Yeah, it was great!

by Loriethalion October 20, 2019