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chest-butt

A forceful head-first lunge into the chest of unexpecting victim, invented by the great Zinedine Zidane and unveiled to the world in spectacular fashion during the 2006 World Cup Final in Germany.

Resulting in quiet satisfaction without the messiness of the more conventional head-butt.

Rewarded by a straight red card.
Antagonised on by a possible racial jibe, Zinedine Zidane thrust his balding head squarely into the chest of Italian defender Marco Materazzi, knocking him violently to the ground with a vicious chest-butt. Despite the legendary balance problems suffered by Italian football players, this was one for the ages with his target hitting the deck like a sack of potatoes.
by cormac breslin July 10, 2006
mugGet the chest-buttmug.

chest butter

To have a build up of phlem on the chest cos of a cold.
To cough up some phlem MMmm nice bit of chest butter...
by Carl Ware August 4, 2006
mugGet the chest buttermug.

chest puppies

get those chest puppies out
by CCUP April 17, 2003
mugGet the chest puppiesmug.

Shallow chesting

When someone’s penis is so far down another throat, it reaches the chest.
“Dude I was getting a BJ from this chick, and my dick went so far down we were shallow chesting

Who the fuck are you?”
by Naltica December 16, 2020
mugGet the Shallow chestingmug.

chest erection

the occurrence or state when one leans over while wearing a jacket or coat (often with a front zipper) causing a noticeable bulge in the front of the jacket around the chest area, which often appears like an erect penis building underneath the clothing
"Bro, you better take that jacket off when you go to meet Brittany's parents, you're rocking a major chest erection."
by bigboi68 November 4, 2017
mugGet the chest erectionmug.

Surfing the chest

For this action you require 2 friends to come over. You then lie down on the floor, preferably on some plastic sheeting. Then one of your buddies takes a tremendous dump on your chest while blowing off your other Buddie.
Mate I did surfing the chest last night it was messy!!!...
by AZIMAN March 4, 2017
mugGet the Surfing the chestmug.

Dylan chest

A chest in Minecraft hunger games that has too many items, or OP items, that make the player who finds the chest have a way higher possibility of winning.
"Hey, i just got a diamond sword in that chest!"

"Dude, thats such a Dylan chest..."
by trollinglane June 2, 2014
mugGet the Dylan chestmug.

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