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Chapped Snapper Face

When a person's face is red and raw from eating a woman's pussy for a long time. Especially if she hasn't shaved in a few days.
I tore my girls pussy up for hours last night. She had stubble from not shaving that thing for a week so I got chapped snapper face. Got any lotion?
by Vettech12 October 18, 2017
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Chapped

“That’s chapped, I am not doing that.”
You’re chapped, give that back.”
“This game is chapped. Turn it off.”
by Katchy September 21, 2018
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Chapped

The act of being so fucking pissed off and ready to snap on anyone that even looks in your general direction and your body language is a death stare combined with over-emphasized sighs or grunts.

Tracey Pike......LOL
Person 1: Hey isn't that Tracey over there let's go say hi.
Person 2: Fuck that she's chapped.
by Reddragon187 April 6, 2019
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Chapped Dick Syndrome

Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.
Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
by watergod83 May 5, 2021
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Chapped to bits

When you are overjoyed and excited to do something in the near future.
Sara asked Mike if he was excited to go to the gender reveal party. Mike replied “chapped to bits.”
by Crab cheese gremlin August 14, 2021
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Chapped

to be happy/joyful/fulfilled in life/excited
Sam: I just won the badminton competition i am chapped

Jordy: wow lol
by toastysamwich13 March 8, 2022
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chapped

maxwell: i am so chapped that i won the competition

Cody: i’m so proud of you!
by toastysamwich13 March 9, 2022
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