cuffing the carrott

Wanking, tossing, or spanking the monkey.

Dude, I can't go out tonight. I got no money, so I'm going to stay home, dial up some porn, and I'll be cuffing the carrott.

by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS November 4, 2013

carrot cruncher

Carrot crunchers are the country bumpkins from the little Hampshire farming community of Portsmouth. They are also known as Worzels.

Ize a wurzelling carrot cruncher from Portsmouth, ize is.

by City Lad August 13, 2008

carrot snapper

South East Idaho slang for a person(s) from Utah, i.e. Salt Lake City.

Driving interstate 15 south through Utah valley Bill says to MOM, "MOM the carrot snappers are looking at us."

by ty2i July 24, 2009

Tia Carrere

Actress who is of Filipino and Hawaiian descent. One of her most familiar roles is from the movie Wayne's World where she played Wayne's rocker girlfriend, Cassandra.

FACTS:
*Real name: Althea Rae Duhinio Janairo

*Born:2 January 1967 in Honolulu, Hawaii, USA

* Her little sister could not say "Althea", it came out "Tia."

*Heritage is "part Chinese, part Spanish, part Filipino."

*Featured in Playboy Magazine, January 2003 edition

*Named one of the "50 Most Beautiful People in the World" by people magazine (1992)

*She ranked # 69 in FHM-USA's 100 Sexiest Women (2001)

"Whoa, did you see Tia in Maxim magazine?" asked Mike. "She looked hot!"

by Hildur September 5, 2004

Porsche Carrera GT

the pinnacle of porsche automotive. this car was believed that the company put all their technical and engineering know-hows in this car.

porsche's limited edition supercar that went to production in 2004 and ended in 2006. the car has a 5.7 liter V10 engine which produces 605 hp and has a top speed of 205 mph. the car runs from 0-62 mph in 3.9 seconds (0-60 mph in 3.5 secs). this is one of the most beautiful porsches and one of the most sought after by not only the rich porsche fanatics but rich car enthusiast as well.

The Porsche Carrera GT is arguably the greatest porsche ever built.

by taburnok45 May 29, 2011

Carrollton Ga

Carrollton is a backwoods metropolis. Yeah... the definition of an oxymoron. One half preppy the other half ghetto. You can go to the squire shop on the square or get shot on Alabama street, there is no in between. You can’t be a kid without hanging out at the skating rink.

Carrollton Ga: wear loafers or get shot 🤷🏼 ♀️

by Leeshalou79 September 17, 2018

Carrot Cake

Carrot Cake can be used as a substitute word for the word sex so people don't know what your talking about.

OMG you've had carrot cake before!!

When was the last time you had carrot cake?

by CarrotCake08 September 22, 2011