soft carb

To be hit in the head with a piece of stale French bread. To retaliate, defecate in a baguette and hit the bread thrower in the head with bread filled with shit.

My roommate hit me with bread and I returned the favor by giving him a soft carb.

by Dtrain55 August 25, 2011

carb

When somone is being physical annoying/irritating.

"Noah hits Tobias without a reason." Then Noah is being carb.

by xmag November 2, 2020

Carb yarn

spaqettie noodles

That's a big ol'bowl of carb yarn

by Beef stick Pete June 24, 2017

carb stick

cigarette

Hey Bro, I ran out of carb sticks, got a spare?

by Bagger762 January 26, 2010

carb fest

a day of consuming too many carbs

“this day is turning out to be a carb fest”

by bea liv in life after love June 1, 2024

Carb Therapy

The act of therapeutically indulging in empty carbs to make oneself feel better

Ken just dumped Jenny, she's going to need some major carb therapy.

"So, how was your day?"
"Shitty, but I'll feel better after a bit of carb therapy."

by Katy808 December 11, 2012