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Capitulist

A spineless person who always gives up, a quitter.
His entire attitude made me so angry, so told him to get off his phone and go to work and he just looked at me a walked away. Please don't hire another capitulist!
by ilookmarvlus January 19, 2022
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Capitalist Communism

When a male starts begging his father to develop the love sense lush so that he can get apps developed for free; and from the reinvestment, start doing and selling meth out the corner of a bar by the VLT machines.
Capitalist communism may have happened and made example of how losers need to be made fun of when is comes to DFMR, but it destroyed the capitalism Canada so that we needed to make some more fucking office space and give McDonalds a fucking burger robot.
by EddieBrock5 September 2, 2023
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Capitalistic Colonizer Day

A synonym for "Columbus Day" and can be seen in the form of an acronym "CCD" (religious torture, trauma, and violence).
Happy Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD)!!!

Fuck Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD)!!!

I am off on Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD).
by LingDanc803 October 11, 2023
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capitalist

A member of a belief system, whose sole commandment is the collection and idolization of personal wealth, usually but not limited to the form of US dollars. Capitalists believe that the right to increase one's wealth, and purchase any type of item, is sacred and highly offensive to infringe upon. Capitalism is also the highly complex social phenomenon that spawns from this initial mindset.

Capitalism's most prominent appearance is as the state religion of the United States and its satellites. Although strictly enforced by intelligence agencies, any form of major upset against the system is highly unlikely. Technically, the US constitution forbids state religion, which could make its enforcement illegal, however, the vast majority of the human population does not classify capitalism as a religion.
"Did you hear that NASA's delaying the moon mission again?"

"Can't expect much from 'em. It's a capitalist agency. They're getting paid to work on it, not to launch it."
by THE Torin January 11, 2024
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capitalist

A member of a belief system, whose sole commandment is the collection and idolization of personal wealth, usually but not limited to the form of US dollars. Capitalists believe that the right to increase one's wealth, and purchase any type of item, is sacred and highly offensive to infringe upon. Capitalism is also the highly complex social phenomenon that spawns from this initial mindset.

Capitalism's most prominent appearance is as the state religion of the United States and its satellites. Although strictly enforced by intelligence agencies, any form of major upset against the system is highly unlikely. Technically, the US constitution forbids state religion, which could make its enforcement illegal, however, the vast majority of the human population does not classify capitalism as a religion.
"Did you hear that NASA's delaying the moon mission again?"

"Can't expect much from 'em. It's a capitalist agency. They're getting paid to work on it, not to launch it."
by THE Torin January 11, 2024
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Capitalist tennis

Where two tennis players start on an 'even footing', and the strongest player serves first. Each time the weakest player loses a game, they have to down a double gin & tonic, thus progressively getting weaker.
Maria and Michael played capitalist tennis yesterday, Maria ended up losing and was very drunk by the end!
by RandyRhoads84 June 4, 2024
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Capitalistic Totalitarianism

A system where the totalizing, all-pervasive logic of the market and the profit motive achieves such dominance that it subsumes all aspects of human life—social bonds, personal identity, art, religion, and politics—into its framework. The state may not control every thought, but the market dictates every viable choice, creating a "soft totalitarianism" where freedom is the freedom to choose between branded alternatives, and dissent is marginalized not by secret police, but by unprofitability and social irrelevance.
Example: "Capitalistic totalitarianism is when your town's only public square gets sold to a developer and becomes a 'privately owned public space' where you can be ejected for loitering (not shopping). Your protests against it are organized on a corporate social media platform that algorithmically demotes your event, covered by media outlets owned by the same developer's friends, and the most effective form of dissent they can imagine is a consumer boycott of one of his twelve subsidiaries."
by AbzuInExile February 1, 2026
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