candijew

A political candidate whose positions on the issues and qualifications are likely to be overshadowed by their Jewish heritage.

"some in the media feel that Mayor Michael Bloomberg's personal wealth could overcome his image as a short... Jewish... effete... Jewish... Bachelor... Jewish... Presidential.... Candijew."

by TooFolkGR July 20, 2007

Candemic

Candemic is a word used to describe the transmission of a sometimes lethal, sometimes mundane, worldwide virus by strictly having intercourse in the ass aka the can and upon transmission, unfortunately becomes ground zero for the pandemic.

I was talking to Cramer last week and apparently old dumper queef Keith is ground zero for the new flesh eating dong disease that has started to spread. I guess because its transmitted through anal sex he’s started a candemic!

by Tee Cee Deez March 13, 2020

unholy candle

A unholy candle is a dope person who uses all her time watching sleazy slashers and satanic pictures online. A unholy candle is also known as one of the most extremely stalkers, sending mix-tapes with her own breath repeating over and over again to the persons she likes and she always have her victims hair in her pocket.
A unholy candle usually only have one freind, a side kick -that are just like her. The unholy candles want to be forever 12 years old. When the unholy candles are together they wasting most of ther time running around town, watch movies, stalking on the net or talking about LiLo.

MARIA: "A hippie just told me that i was waste of skin, i hate the stupid creative colorheads, i got a bit sad you know!!!"
ESTER: "I know!!! a guy called Cookie ones told me that i was a gore goat."
MARIA: "whaaaat serioulsy, what tha' hack."
ESTER: "you are sooo dope, you are a unholy candle full of satanic blood."
MARIA: "Wanna watch Mean Girls Lilo is so Fetch? btw i have a mix-tape for you."

by †reptilicus† January 28, 2009

Candidoomed

The fear that all presidential candidates would end up screwing us over.

"Dude, I'm freaking out about the election"
"Why, what's to worry about?"
"I think we're Candidoomed"

by Adam Fries March 7, 2008

Japanese Candle

When jelly beans are melted and poured over an erect penis before ejaculating.

After eating her yellow tail, she gave me a Japanese candle. It burned a little, but it tasted amazing.

by Edward T. Pie May 23, 2018

candlebasher

when someone uses a tapered candlestick for a dildo.

man, that ginny, she sure is one candlebasher, i'm not lying i saw wax all over her sheets!

by markwayne February 4, 2007

candle

A device used for nun masturbation.

People don't make candles out of sperm any more because nuns kept getting pregnant.

by erokke July 11, 2004