Canaan is a cutie, He is the best man that you could wish for and he is loyal and very intelligent too intelligent for people to understand he's always chasing his dreams and is very confident and the way he smiles kills people because of how handsome, Canaan's are typically the ideal pick for a boyfriend because they care and treat you right, they're strong and good friends with many people, They are the best at conversation Canaan is someone to dream of all night and all day, The special day's for Canaan's is the 6th of November and should celebrated every year, He is such an amazing boyfriend and best friend you would need one, They will become rich when they group since they are always making money, some Canaan's come from Royalty, and your very lucky keep one if you can handle his beauty and his enormous love and he has a big dende.
Friend 1: Woaah !Your staring at Canaan.
Friend 2: Yeah he's very hot!
Friend 3: Yeah is very hot!
Friend 1: I would date him, but he's to beautiful I think I would die.
Friend 2: Yeah I'll ask for his insta
Friend 2: Yeah he's very hot!
Friend 3: Yeah is very hot!
Friend 1: I would date him, but he's to beautiful I think I would die.
Friend 2: Yeah I'll ask for his insta
by Cookiemonster4469 November 22, 2021
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Then get the hell out. Walking around the halls of Saxe Middle school, don't be alarmed if you hear "do you have the stash" in a hushed voice. they are most likeley talking about the toxic glue mixture they call slime. If your out on the town you will find kids who look way too young to be out on their own strolling around with Starbucks in one hand and the latest iPhone in the other. The known dress code is expensive brand tops, iviva legging or ripped jean and some known brand of shoes. (Uggs, bean boots, converse , vans etc..) for girls and for guys just... vineyard vines and some sort of lax or football franchise. All freshman girls look the same, dress the same, and have pin straight hair in a side part. The diversity rate is somewhere around 0%. At least one of everyone's parents commute to NYC via train and have high pay jobs. If you sit in the student section without intoxication then your dead. If you want your little girl to embrace her differences then do not move to New Canaan.
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Then get the hell out. Walking around the halls of Saxe Middle school, don't be alarmed if you hear "do you have the stash" in a hushed voice. they are most likeley talking about the toxic glue mixture they call slime. If your out on the town you will find kids who look way too young to be out on their own strolling around with Starbucks in one hand and the latest iPhone in the other. The known dress code is expensive brand tops, iviva legging or ripped jean and some known brand of shoes. (Uggs, bean boots, converse , vans etc..) for girls and for guys just... vineyard vines and some sort of lax or football franchise. All freshman girls look the same, dress the same, and have pin straight hair in a side part. The diversity rate is somewhere around 0%. At least one of everyone's parents commute to NYC via train and have high pay jobs. If you sit in the student section without intoxication then your dead. If you want your little girl to embrace her differences then do not move to New Canaan.
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In order to be popular you need to be attractive, wealthy and athletic.
Birkenstocks are mainly used by teenagers.
Half the people who live there aren’t who they really are.
You see at least 10 jeeps in 24 hours.
Definition of the girls in one word is visco.
Sports are taken wayyyy too seriously.
School is a lot harder than you think.
Lacrosse is overrated.
Golf is often played, not only by older people but young teenage kids as well.
Many of the people there flex to gain popularity.
In order to be popular you need to be attractive, wealthy and athletic.
Birkenstocks are mainly used by teenagers.
Half the people who live there aren’t who they really are.
You see at least 10 jeeps in 24 hours.
Definition of the girls in one word is visco.
Sports are taken wayyyy too seriously.
School is a lot harder than you think.
Lacrosse is overrated.
Golf is often played, not only by older people but young teenage kids as well.
Many of the people there flex to gain popularity.
person one: “where are you moving to?”
person two: “new canaan!”
person one: “oh i heard they drink tea and play golf on the weekends!”
person two: “new canaan!”
person one: “oh i heard they drink tea and play golf on the weekends!”
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