Calvin

A gay ass fat pig that sucks dick

Bobby: who’s dat
Lil Jim bob: the gay ass pig named calvin

by lil Jim bob May 21, 2019

Calvin

A dark skinned loner that will be a virgin at the age of 50. And I know what he did on january 1st

Dude chill, your gonna bea calvin, you dont need to go down that road.

by I <3 calvin January 2, 2011

Calvin

A dumbass nigga with a big ass head and most likely has bald spots with his choo choo train headass

Calvin likes men

by Houfv October 19, 2019

Calvin

Biggest bot anyone knows, he kisses boys alot

“Your such a Calvin”

by NotCalvinn August 1, 2019

Calvin

Calvin’s are very loyal but can be very weird. They like to suck off all there friends and just can be cruel once and awhile

My name is Calvin and I love sucking sweaty hairy balls.

by Acoldsith November 13, 2018

Calvin

One. Ugly. Asshole. Who is like a pervert at times. Need to fix its facial shit. He is very disgusting and annoying and gives off a stalker vibe. He always attempts to get close to young girls. Always get rejected. Never be able to find love with that ugly face of his. He needs to fix his ugly ass gace becore he finds love so he will not get rejected again. But it will take hid whole live to look average. Never get a calvin in your life. You will regret meeting one. Its a nightmare.

Person 1: Is that calvin???

Person 2: I think so. He is so frraking ugly though. I feel like vomiting. He is totally not my type.

by Sexy vibrator June 17, 2018

Calvin

One who shakes himself apart at the wrists. Mostly German. Tends to spit when he talks, so much so that he coats anyone or anything he speaks to. Leaves food particles from flossing all over the mirror. Has loose bowels; leaves a coating of shit all over the toilet seat. One who has no respect for others

Stranger: Who left shit all over the toilet seat?

Stranger: Oh, that’s Calvin

by Charlie K. April 17, 2019