Alabama queef canon

When having insane sex on top of a civil war era cannon your partner screams FUCK ME HARDER resulting in you pulling out from fear, the resulting queef launches your partner 10 feet in the air pulling a confederate flag behind her showing the pride of this amazing country. (can only be performed in alabama)

Pipedope: hey Snakeman wanna try the Alabama queef canon?

Snakeman: okay Pipedope lets get this going

by the one and only steve March 30, 2019

Canon event

a canon event is something that’s supposed to happen across the multiverse to add development in the persons life(happens to all the same people in different ways but still the same outcome)

did you see what happened to peter losing his uncle ben (someone important to him) everyone else has lost uncle ben too if it wasn’t for him none of us would be here.it’s a canon event it needs to happen so we can all function.

by IjaythrowsxI June 6, 2023

Big Cahuna

God like power. The one who makes the final desicion

He thinks he is the Big Cahuna

by luis i navarro June 11, 2006

Canon balls

When the water level of a toilet is too high and/or your ball sack droops too low and your nuts splash into the toilet water.

When Mr.Jenson's old ass dropped onto the toilet his severe case of canon balls nearly gave him an enema.

by Blackmailman May 7, 2010

capon

a castrated male chicken

you are a damn capon

by jason October 21, 2003

canon

A piece of work -usually in reference to literature- that was written by the original author. Spin-offs, fan fiction, and any work not written by the original author of that fictional universe is considered non-canon.

I got sad at the end of Rurouni Kenshin: Seisouhen. Good thing it took out a lot of chunks from the original plot and wasn't written by Nobuhiro Watsuki, or else it would have been considered canon. :D
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Oh my GOD that Naruto fan fiction SUCKED! Thank God it wasn't canon.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e November 1, 2007

canonical

The standard form of a mathmematical equation that can be written in many ways, making it easier to compare to other forms of the same equation.

The canonical sum of products form for representing the boolean function OR is simply A + B

by mkalo June 3, 2004