Jazz Cabbage

A slang term for weed

"Yo broski light some jazz cabbage"

by Papabowow February 28, 2017

Kicking Cabbage

To waste time. It orginates from a drug expierence while walking around the streets of Buffalo, NY. A mother and son were walking and the child began to kick vegetables in someone's front garden. The mother then told her child, "you can't go around kicking cabbage, you're wasting time."

"Hurry up Ben, you're kicking cabbage."

by rythelastman February 16, 2012

muff cabbage

1. A huge, gaping maw of a vagina with not only inner and outer labia, but several folds of skin in between said labial regions, resembling a cabbage; quite possibly smells like old rancid cabbage as well.

2. Non-sensical term coined by South Park's episode called "It's a Jersey thing". Mostly uttered in anger.

Angry hair dresser: That whore is gah-bage! That muff cabbage thinks she's hot shit, but she's just nothing, she's just a cabbage!!

Innocent bystander: What the fuck is muff cabbage?!

Angry hair dresser: (shrugs) It's a Jersey thing.

by girlofglycerine October 16, 2010

cabbage queen

Commonly used the game World of Tanks, to describe a heavy tank that tries to hide behind bushes.

"Oh, look at Skender in that TOG, what a cabbage queen."

by SKNT December 11, 2014

Cabbage Fairy

gardening while having anal sex, using excrement as fertilizer.

Alan can't grow shit, but he doesn't let that stop him from being a cabbage fairy.

by Charlie Fart April 17, 2016

Cabbage face

The feeling you get when you watch Sickly movies... Like twilight

Hey y da cabbage face

by Harry m8s December 13, 2016

wild cabbage

Disgusting B.O. from the armpit, coined in Summer of '05.

"You got the disgusting wild cabbage growing"

by WMW May 14, 2006