do a buck

1) To drive at 100 miles per hour.
2) To anally violate a male deer.

(prison)
John: "What you in here for?"
Dave: "Double homicide."
John: "Small-timer, eh?"
Dave: "Yeah. How 'bout you?"
John: "I got caught doing a buck in a school zone."
Dave: "Shit dude, that's like 85 miles an hour over the speed limit! You could have killed some kids!"
John: "What? How would that kill any kids? Maybe traumatize them for life. Oh...you thought I was in here for speeding! Hell no, man, by "do a buck" I meant I was ass-raping a deer in front of the school!"

by Nick D November 12, 2005

buck heirs

An ancient pirate whose name means, literally, Bucket of Hairs. It has become a general expression that can pretty much mean anything.

Also known as:
Bucka yars
Buck yeirs
Buckeirs
Buckarrs
Buckayeirs
Buck airs
Buck eYeirz

Boss: Ok people you did awesome this week, go ahead and take the rest of the day off.
Guy: Buck heirs, buck be buck airs.
Girl: Well my name is Buck Yaris and I'm here to say,
I like to Buck Eirz in a Major Way.
Boss: ....buckarrrrrrs. (rolling 'r')

by DKLONE July 31, 2007

Buck Jizz

a type of drink used by coach Likness to get his Yankton Bucks in tip top shape; a secret mixture of many different potions to make the Bucks the best on the field. It is like Gaterdae but the effects are more powerful. BUCK PRIDE

Holy shit i drank too much Buck Jizz last night... Arlin got me too pumped for the game!

by LickOnMyNuts March 9, 2012

buck some knucks

to fist fight. knucks are defined as knuckles, and bucking is the act of punching.

"We're gonna buck some knucks if you don't stop talking smack."

"Me, you, outside by the cafeteria after lunch; we're gonna buck some knucks."

by HeyThereFracaso August 14, 2009

Buck Buddies

Buck Buddies are mates that are there for you when you're in financial dire straits.

Last year I was close to 'going down' with my debt train. Thank fuck for Dave who stepped in and bailed me out with a loan, he's a total Buck Buddy! I don't have many Buck Buddies so I really appreciated his help.

by 192DUG February 4, 2012

Buck Russell

An adjective used to describe someone who is out of hand, usually due to intoxication, in a manner similar to Buck Russell from the movie Uncle Buck.

Andy got Buck Russell last night after drinking many gin and tonics.

by John Candy Lives Forever February 9, 2012

Buck Teaser

The Buck Teaser is derived from teaser lures in deep sea fishing. Upon entering a pool filled with women, shorts are dropped and the cock and balls are slapped up and down as bait to lure in the trophy slut. Once you have their attention, the predator repeatedly yells BUCK TEASER until the prize takes the bait with her mouth or hand.

Lenny Dubs, an avid slut fisherman, hauled in 110 pound blonde spinner at Seacrets Saturday night, hooked with a vicious Buck Teaser. Subsequently she was bagged, tagged, and mounted on the wall of fame.

by Mac Handy July 24, 2017