Naked Martin

A very handsome man that likes to be clotheless and also has a great personality

"Who's that naked man over there?"
"Naked Martin la"

by Chris Pajak October 26, 2020

Naked Mile

An act performed after a game of beer pong is lost without making any cups, the losing participants must run a mile naked

Damn we didn't get a single cup, Oh well naked mile here we come

by CC dynasty June 11, 2013

Naked Snake

The name for "Snake" in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater. He is called "Naked Snake" because when he's sent into his mission, he doesn't carry any weapons with him (to be naked is to lack any armaments whatsoever).
Sounds kinda kinky, but we'll learn more in November 2004, eh? ^-^

"Kinda like 'Naked Jehuty' from ZOE2?"
-me

by Dave June 5, 2004

naked lounging

is the refusal to get dressed immediately after a shower in order to extend naked time. Usually spent lying on your bed either applying lotion, doing nothing or masturbating just because you damn like it.

I took great pics of myself during naked lounging.

Naked lounging is great! I love the way my junk air dries!!

I pluck the hair from my balls during naked lounging.

I always do a pussy check in the mirror when I naked lounge.

by Vagina Mae August 30, 2010

Naked Hustle

The art of making a living by stripping. Originally from the song by the Dunk Ryders and Bizzle. See stripper.

Guy 1: Hey man you wanna go out to the strip club later tonight?

Guy 2: Hell yeah.. I support the naked hustle.

by GatorBaby4L June 22, 2008

no naked jacuzziness

A well-known phrase of disapproval said by Michelle Bass observing Big Brother 5 after Marco suggested that the housemates have a naked jacuzzi including Michelle's boyfriend Stu.

Marco: "Naked jacuzzi, naked jacuzzi!

Michelle: (In a geordie accent) No naked jacuzziness!

The phrase can be used in general to diapprove of excessive nudity or loose behaviour by one's partner.

by Grumpy old Devil September 2, 2004

asshole naked

The absolute most naked you can be. No clothes no wallet no ride no blanket.....nothing.

That hooker tried to rip me off so I left her asshole naked on the side of the road.

by rws2012s August 24, 2009