Crum

Narcotics cut with dried cum.

I make and sell crum, to the fools who try to rob or rip me off. Sometimes I even get to watch when they take it in turns to snort my cum!

by The Realest Nigga I Know November 08, 2022

Crum

When you cry and cum.

"Dave was high af last night, so when he was fucking Synthia he thought that here face had turned into a demon."
"Bet he crummed really hard."

by Dordobolong May 24, 2022

crums

verb, noun, adjective or any "fill in the blank" word to describe anything at any given time.

"omg you can be so crums sometimes!"

by professor crums September 27, 2008

Crum

When you cry and cum

Awe man I just had a nice crum

by Detroitjiggababy July 09, 2020

Crum

The act of crying while having an orgasm.

I love you so much I crummed during sex

by Allie502 November 29, 2022

Crum

A mix of all the fluids produced during sexual activity, including shit. This is usually ingested after as a meal.

Hey honey!
Hey!
Let's make some crum for dinner!

by Gaynism April 03, 2018

Crum

When you crap and cum at the same time.

Lornes head was so good it made me crum. I was cleaning up the entire next day.

by Willaskin January 02, 2024