Hitler in the Bunker

The highest level of fucked imaginable. If you have fucked up this bad, there is no chance of recovery or redemption. Nobody will ever be able to justify your actions, and at this point total defeat is inevitable. Your best hope is to make peace with your deity of choice and end it all before the Russians do it for you.

John: On a scale of 1 to 100 how fucked am I?
Jack: On a scale of 1 to 100? You’re Hitler in the Bunker.
John: That bad?

by Kronl October 11, 2023

Beef Bunker

When you have a whole slaughter house of beef in your pelvic region.

“That dude is waddling like he has a tumor in his cellar”
“Holy shit dude has a beef bunker fosho”

by Gferda October 16, 2023

Bunker Rock

Bunker rock is a genre of classical rock characterized by its apocalyptic themes. While its musical style can vary wildly, the genre is primarily identified by a sharp juxtaposition between style and thematic material. It is common to hear songs written in a major key while the lyrics reflect upon themes of death and destruction.

I sometimes feel like modern people are obsessed with the end of the world, but then I listen to some bunker rock and it reminds me that things have been this way for awhile.

by shamanticist November 18, 2019

Archie Bunker

A bigoted lower middle class resident of the United States of America(from the character in All in the Family Who was intolerant of people who were different early in the show)

He was your basic Archie Bunker all around.

by The Return of Light Joker May 8, 2008

Nut bunker

A cup (athletic) to protect a man's privates from unnecessary trauma.

-Holy Shit Mike, watch your low kicks. Thank god I was wearing my nut bunker.

-These nut bunkers don't protect shit, I had a bruise on my dick the other day.

-Dude, why are you wearing my sweaty nut bunker as a face mask?!?

by Jismoitekk the Enforcer August 13, 2006

Bunker Buster

Bunker Buster is where you do a girl doggy style, and then just before you cum you pull out, and force your penis into her ass and unload.

(In order for this to count, the female must be unknowingly a participant and against anal sex.)

Cornelius Wiggins used a bunker buster on his ex cause he hated that bitch.

by MongooseTsunami December 22, 2008

bunker babies

The result of careless bunker love. When deployed US military girls (see deployment pussy) get stupid and careless about how many guys they fuck, they often get sent home for getting knocked up. After returning home in shame, everyone eventually learns it's another bunker baby.

Isn't that the chick that got sent home from Afghanistan for making bunker babies?

by SgtWrecker October 31, 2010