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Bumper Lovin

1. The act of tailgating WAYYYYY too close to the car in front of you

2. the person behind you is wayyyy too close for comfort. in a car

A short stop by the car being bumper loved in both cases can result in being/doing the rear-ending
Driver: Yo ! this car behind me is mad close, they keep bumper lovin !
by H-Carr March 8, 2009
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Bummernuts

An embellishment of "Bummer." More appropriate to say in front of small children than "Oh shit."
Bummernuts, I dropped my pen.
by Catie86 August 17, 2009
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bummerpants

A term used to describe deep frustration and sadness

created by Caitlin Moynihan
"Your stuck in traffic? Bummerpants!"
by emnkels December 5, 2010
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Bummerbutt

when something is a sucky ass situation OR a retarded butt of a person
Boy: I have to go to work at 4:30 A.M. tomorrow
Girl: Wow. That's a bummerbutt!

OR

Awesome person to loser: Stop being such a bummerbutt!!
by AwesomeJandM July 1, 2011
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bumper humper

a) somebody who will never pass you, but lingers way too close behind you.
b) a tail-gater that fluctuates their speed dramatically on the highway just to piss you off or because they're on their cell phone.
c) a tail-gater who might even pass you, but will eventually slow down and tail-gate someone else.
"Hey dude, check out this guy behind me. He's totally riding my ass!"
"Aw man, I hate that. Pull over and let him pass."
"Naw bro, I did let him pass me earlier, but he slowed down and now he's tail-gating me!"
"Wow! What a bumper humper!"
"Yeah man, and I totally have my cruise control on!"
by Mommypoo January 1, 2012
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bumper cunting

Lots of aggressive sizzering that leads to vaginal brushing and bleading.
Mom. I'm going out for a night of bumper cunting. I will be back later with minor bruising. "MOM" WHAT!!!
by marshn115 May 11, 2015
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baby bumper

one person who engages in a relationship with one who is underage, also known as jail bait.
sarah: ricky is such a creep. He stays going out with those jail baiters.
tina: he's definately a baby bumper
by hannita May 26, 2008
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