Waxing Your Buick 

Jacking off.

Jonnys mom caught him waxing his buick at the computer.

I called my friend auston last night, "hey"......"wat do u want?"... "just to say hi budddy. if i didnt kno better i would think your Waxing Your Buick"

Waxing Your Buick by Mr.Socks September 13, 2009

Park a Buick 

Take a big stinking shit

Oh man, I gotta go park a Buick!

Park a Buick by 237MachuPicchu420 November 5, 2009

ride with Ruth and Fred in a Buick

To vomit, regurgitate, lose your cookies.

I'm sick. I think I'm gonna ride with Ruth and Fred in a Buick any minute!

ride with Ruth and Fred in a Buick by pentozali January 13, 2008

Hit the Buick 

Derived from "Hit the Wall". Getting stuck behind a slow driver after cruising along smoothly. Usually occurs on a two-lane highway in good weather after a long stretch of empty road and is caused by an elderly driver in a Buick (because that's what they buy) going below the posted speed limit.

We were cruisin' nicely on Highway 138 until we hit the Buick and there was no place to pass him.

Hit the Buick by Pooch05 August 11, 2009

shoot the buick

Vomiting while drunk. May involve desecration of a classic sedan's pristine leather seats, but the "buick" reference actually refers to the sound you and a sick cat make.

He got her naked in the back seat on prom night, and then all that garbage pail punch made him "shoot the buick," as they say, although it was really his dad's New Yorker.

shoot the buick by Axel von Auersperg December 7, 2005

jamie buick 

A big donkey looking bastard and is a big massive wank stain

Big ball bag example Jamie buick

jamie buick by McGinn420 November 20, 2013

order a buick 

buick, is the sound made while vomiting in the toilet after drinking to much

hey, whats his name is in the bathroom,sounds like he about to order a buick

order a buick by buicksalesman May 10, 2013