Slovenly morbidly-obese humanoids who frequently visit all-you-can-stuff-down-your-gullet restaurants while wearing stretch pants that don't have any choice and caps they haven't removed in decades, either staring at strangers while loudly chewing, and/or lurching heedlessly between tables with plates heaped with yet more food while ignoring the screams from their running, flailing offspring who are dropping food everywhere.
We can sit in the far corner, honey, as the hardcore buffeteers and their rugrats seem to be concentrated near the kitchen.
by Georg Znaeym May 11, 2006
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Don't look now but the "buffet blimp" is taking all the mashed potatoes and gravy. I hope she leaves enough for me!
by Mama Geri March 14, 2006
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-Random outbursts, talking about how much they hate "drama".
-Begging for picture comments.
-"Talk.. <3"
-Telling people about how they had fun hanging out with their friends that day. As if any sane person really gives a shit.
-Announcements of new: about me, pictures, blog, headline, display name, music section, who I'd like to meet, etc.
-Random song lyrics (usually to a really retarded song).
-Conversations with the poster's friend(s), because they don't have the common sense to use the message or comment function.
-A survey detailing points of your life that nobody gives a fuck about.
-Bragging about how they got a new phone, camera, iPod, etc.
-The ultimate "shoot-me-in-the-head-right-now" breed of bulletins, chain letters. These usually are comprised of a stupid, made-up story about someone dying, and how their ghost will come back to murder you if you don't repost. They can also be about some horrendously sappy love story ending with "REPOST THIS AS "AWW" AND U WILL GET KISSED BY UR CRUSH ON FRIDAY; IF U DONT REPOST, U WILL BE A VIRGIN FOR THE NEXT SEVEN YEARS AND SEVEN DAYS".
-Random outbursts, talking about how much they hate "drama".
-Begging for picture comments.
-"Talk.. <3"
-Telling people about how they had fun hanging out with their friends that day. As if any sane person really gives a shit.
-Announcements of new: about me, pictures, blog, headline, display name, music section, who I'd like to meet, etc.
-Random song lyrics (usually to a really retarded song).
-Conversations with the poster's friend(s), because they don't have the common sense to use the message or comment function.
-A survey detailing points of your life that nobody gives a fuck about.
-Bragging about how they got a new phone, camera, iPod, etc.
-The ultimate "shoot-me-in-the-head-right-now" breed of bulletins, chain letters. These usually are comprised of a stupid, made-up story about someone dying, and how their ghost will come back to murder you if you don't repost. They can also be about some horrendously sappy love story ending with "REPOST THIS AS "AWW" AND U WILL GET KISSED BY UR CRUSH ON FRIDAY; IF U DONT REPOST, U WILL BE A VIRGIN FOR THE NEXT SEVEN YEARS AND SEVEN DAYS".
Here's some great (real) examples of bulletin whores:
Subject: at (censored)'s
Body: fdsfjsodiufsjfos leaving sooooooooooooooooooon :}
Subject: COMMENT MY NEW PIX
Body: xomment my new pix
Subject: hehehehe
Body: yooooo like the stupid ccd took my phone away like wtf shes not my mom but itsk i forgive her hahahahahakkkk almost homeeeee talk onlineee or txtttt yeeeeeyyyy
Subject: helllllllllo
Body: talk to me <3
Subject: so waht do u do..
Body: when u kno what is bad for u
is what u want..
Subject: at (censored)'s
Body: fdsfjsodiufsjfos leaving sooooooooooooooooooon :}
Subject: COMMENT MY NEW PIX
Body: xomment my new pix
Subject: hehehehe
Body: yooooo like the stupid ccd took my phone away like wtf shes not my mom but itsk i forgive her hahahahahakkkk almost homeeeee talk onlineee or txtttt yeeeeeyyyy
Subject: helllllllllo
Body: talk to me <3
Subject: so waht do u do..
Body: when u kno what is bad for u
is what u want..
by I Will Kill You December 15, 2008
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Get the Buffet Basher mug.A basic enemy in enter the gungeon. These animated bullets can flip over tables and coffins for cover and can ride in minecarts. They fire one bullet at a time, but the ones with rifles have a higher fire rate.
by Koopakid123 April 27, 2017
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The album is filled with a lot of anger, despair and angst, being written as therapy by lead singer Gerard Way who suffered from anxiety, depression and drug/alcohol addiction at that time.
These are typical attributes of Bullet Stans, even though they are also often defined by the leading images of MyChem, being blood, vampires, typical horror images, death, grief, fear and hate.
You could say that they are still living in MyChems early days, being a New Jersey band formed in the post hardcore movement (frequently, but wrongly called emo), recreating the everyday horrors of 5 young men that didnt were professional musicians but 5 dudes not knowing a way for their life yet, trying to grasp this opportunity, to finally achieve something, as strong as they could.
Not to confuse with Revenge Stan!
The album is filled with a lot of anger, despair and angst, being written as therapy by lead singer Gerard Way who suffered from anxiety, depression and drug/alcohol addiction at that time.
These are typical attributes of Bullet Stans, even though they are also often defined by the leading images of MyChem, being blood, vampires, typical horror images, death, grief, fear and hate.
You could say that they are still living in MyChems early days, being a New Jersey band formed in the post hardcore movement (frequently, but wrongly called emo), recreating the everyday horrors of 5 young men that didnt were professional musicians but 5 dudes not knowing a way for their life yet, trying to grasp this opportunity, to finally achieve something, as strong as they could.
Not to confuse with Revenge Stan!
Normal MCR Stan: Ew, you smell really bad, when was the last time you took a shower??
Bullet Stan: I dont know. I'm sorry, I'm a Bullet Stan.
MCR Stan: Oh, I mean okay, but what has this to do with taking a shower?? Please, this is so unhygienic!
Bullet Stan: Is that something you would have also asked Gerard Way?? Please respect my decisions when praying to our god and savior!
Bullet Stan: I dont know. I'm sorry, I'm a Bullet Stan.
MCR Stan: Oh, I mean okay, but what has this to do with taking a shower?? Please, this is so unhygienic!
Bullet Stan: Is that something you would have also asked Gerard Way?? Please respect my decisions when praying to our god and savior!
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