irn bru

An orange soft drink made in Scotland. Generally only worshipped by Scottish men and boys - the latter often like to mix it with spirits such as vodka. To the rest of the Earth's population, this drink is unconsumable for its vileness.

"Wanna sip of my irn bru + vodka mix?"
"No thanks, I cannae drink that shite."

by Love, Kat October 15, 2007

Creme bru-laid

When a woman hasn't had sex for a while and her vagina has practically closed on itself and you have to crack it open with a spoon.

"She hadn't been shafted in so long I ended up getting Creme bru-laid last night"

by StepfordKnife April 12, 2014

Irn Bru

The drink Kat absorbs on a regular basis to fuel her rage and self-hatred.

Person: “What time is it?”
Kat: “Bru time!” *proceeds to crack open a can of Irn Bru into her mic*

by jointhecultttt August 27, 2018

G bru

G bru is short for the drink mixture of gin and irn-bru

When ordering at the bar ask for a g bru instead of a a gin and irn-bru

by Iceman 330 January 21, 2022

Big bru’d

When someone that is older than you approaches you for a favour and refers to you as ‘big bru’ which means big brother.

Last week I got big bru’d outside the shopping centre.

by EngRiche November 24, 2023

iron bru

Orange liquid chaos so wild that gaijin need not apply

I shared an Iron Bru with this Japanese girl, and she couldn't stop laughing when I called it 鉄狂飲 (Tetsukyouin) – it's like a tanuki in a can!

by Tanuki69OG August 3, 2024

Slutty Irn Bru

An irn bru mixed with vodka. A non-alcoholic mixed drink is also known as a virgin cocktail hence why this irn bru is slutty.

"hapnin rob wit ye up tae the night bro?" "gonne be rollin off a few extra slutty irn bru's mate"

by wee davie November 12, 2018