Brown Brimley

When a mustached man motorboats your ass cheeks while saying "BRRRIIIMMMLEEYYY!"

"I just got a Brown Brimley. It was really weird at first, but I got used to the mustache tickling my balloon knot."

by Shenaniganz13 September 21, 2016

Wilford Brimley

n. a cocktail; an Arnold Palmer with 2 dashes of bitters

Fix me up an Arnold Palmer..... no, wait! Make it a Wilford Brimley!

by ukilledthecat July 18, 2020

Wilford Brimley

Perhaps best known for his mustache and commercials for diabetes testing supplies from Liberty Medical, he also promoted Quaker Oats and acted in several films, starring in 'Cocoon' and acting alongside Tom Cruise in 'The Firm.' He was a great man.

Good morning, I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to talk to you for a few minutes about diabeetus.

by Dizzler420 July 13, 2021

Dirty Brinley

A woman that is stalked by a man named Ritvik. She secretly wishes to do a dirty Jake with him

She is a dirty brinley

by Jaxon Oxford Cleric February 16, 2023

ya.girl.briley

Ya.girl.Briley is the TikTok username of a girl named Briley Barnes. She has a little over 2k followers and over 2k likes. She is 13 years old and lives in Alabama as a regular life.

Hey have you seen ya.girl.Briley’s TikTok?
No, I haven’t but I’ll go check it out now!

by Ghoulaintmine June 22, 2021

Brewing a Brimley

The process of developing type 2 diabetes due to one’s diet

“He better lay off the pie before he’s brewing a Brimley”

by Shiggy Diggums August 19, 2022

Wet Wilford Brimley

It's when you're taking a girl from behind, you're about to finish, and you pull out. But instead of finishing, you pour piping hot Quaker Oats on her back and warn her about diabetes.

Oh man, I was having a late breakfast of some oatmeal when my girl woke up DTF. It was hard to stop but I couldn't resist giving her the old Wet Wilford Brimley.

by Steele, Jim November 24, 2023