Bruised Cervix

An inappropriately strong negative emotional response from a perceived personal insult. Characterized by strong feelings of shame. Frequently associated with a cessation of communication and overt hostility towards the "aggressor."

Crhis had a Bruised Cervix when Amanda said she wasn't into him

by Moofia Mob May 23, 2012

bruised head

The description of a penis after it has turned blue after hours of sex and oral sex. It has a faded, bluish color.

She fucked and sucked me so much that I have a bruised head.

by ValentineTitty July 16, 2006

Bruised fruit

A divorced (or otherwise damaged) person.

She seemed okay, but that chick was bruised fruit, man.

by tmfbitu May 18, 2006

Brisett

a creeper ;that lives near you.....

brisett brizy briz

by jesskika October 30, 2011

bruised knee bitch

A female who spends all of her time on her knees sucking dick.

Tell that bruised knee bitch to get off her knees.

by MARKS BABY August 22, 2017

Briseyda

A beautiful liar, she lies so much she gets lost in the false narrative she’s created. Nothing she says is true because her actions never match her words. If you ever encounter a briseyda run!

What’s the opposite of truth … Briseyda

by Taco guy November 21, 2021

Bruised Turd

the state of looking so bad that you just don't look like shit but worse. You look like a turd that has been through the ringer; beat up; abused.

Example Person 1: This has been the week from hell!

Example Person 2: Gosh Diane, I can totally tell you look like a bruised turd.

Example Person 1: Thanks Cindy...

by T-Floss February 23, 2011