When an overweight nihilist on the holidays drives by a bad Jeep dealership with Sandy girl at home that’s he’s not fond of but he’s an old dick in the sand. He’s on the verge of stroking out so instead of coffee dates with a greenhouse gypsy he’d rather have boiled hotdogs than grilled
He has a sandy club cadd and loves to bowl hot packets of mustard in the deli
He has a sandy club cadd and loves to bowl hot packets of mustard in the deli
by The Mangodess May 21, 2018
Get the brettmug. That gal is Brett, the best of the best.
by Sistersis July 26, 2016
Get the Brettmug. He is a ginger with blue eyes and a gorgeous stomack.
He loves keeping people happy.
He makes sure he really likes a girl before he dates her because he's scared he going yo get hurt
He's the guy friend you never intend to fall for.
When you fall for him you fall harder and faster then you intended to fall for anyone.
When you see him your heart drops it stops and races all at trhe same time
You get butterflies that feel like they can pick you up and take you away.
Your face goes a bright red as soon as he puts his arms around you for a hug.
He is the sweetest guy you will ever know. He will get along great with your family and friends
He'll do anything for you.
He's truely one you want to keep around!
He can be slightly agressive when drinking but that's the fun part
He loves keeping people happy.
He makes sure he really likes a girl before he dates her because he's scared he going yo get hurt
He's the guy friend you never intend to fall for.
When you fall for him you fall harder and faster then you intended to fall for anyone.
When you see him your heart drops it stops and races all at trhe same time
You get butterflies that feel like they can pick you up and take you away.
Your face goes a bright red as soon as he puts his arms around you for a hug.
He is the sweetest guy you will ever know. He will get along great with your family and friends
He'll do anything for you.
He's truely one you want to keep around!
He can be slightly agressive when drinking but that's the fun part
Tianna: Heey Layla look who it is.
Layla: omg its brett! (Oh my go butterflies)
Tianna I wasn't supposta like him like this!
Layla: omg its brett! (Oh my go butterflies)
Tianna I wasn't supposta like him like this!
by MurphyBear September 9, 2010
Get the Brettmug. by Jester121 October 18, 2008
Get the Brett mug. by yah-boi April 5, 2017
Get the brettmug. About 6', striking blonde hair, piercing green eyes, only the most amazing guy you will ever meet. Once you get with him, never ever let him go. You will regret it and wish you could go back in time. He can be sooo adorable and not even notice it, CRAZY funny, very smart, phenomenal at everything he does, and always knows just how to make someone smile. He is loved by many, and always will be. <3
by ¿Que es un pseudonym? September 5, 2016
Get the Brettmug. by Me-uh September 30, 2018
Get the Brettmug.