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by BlueboyMakesDumbWordsOnTheWeb March 21, 2023

store bought pesto

Something Susie doesn’t like

“Call me crazy if you want but I never like store bought pesto”
Wow Susie that’s really crazy

by Astrobacon November 27, 2023

Bought her a house

To ejaculate in a lady's ear

Ed totally bought her a house! And it ran down the side of her face

by Brandon_Has May 2, 2021

Get bought

Something you say when you buy something for a homie

John doesn’t want Michael to buy him his drink Michael buys it anyway looks at John and says “Get bought”.

by Idiot’s who rite, August 5, 2022

Get bought

Something you say when you buy something for a homie

John is buying a drink but before he can pay for it Michael pays for it and says “Get bought”.

by Idiot’s who rite, August 5, 2022

Bought me

When you by accident get bitten by a rabbit and you mispronounce bitten by bought

Ouch! My finger hurts, this rabbit bought me

by Xsparky August 26, 2022

We bought it to snort it

If you buy a bag, you should finish it. Drugs are made to be had, not saved.

Are you going to finish that coke?
Yeah, we bought it to snort it.

by SpaceTime69_ April 22, 2022