Boring Fun

When you want to have a good time without exerting yourself at all; like playing kahoot vs. going to a rave.

God, my trip to NOLA was exhausting, I miss my roommate and I need to have some boring fun.

by WormAudience October 21, 2019

boring'ish

something that is/was slightly boring
or slightly interesting and uninteresting

"that was boring'ish let's do something else"

by RF_Unknown March 10, 2021

boring beige baby

A child who doesn't have any interests and seems boring, or a child who has lots of interests but acts like they don't so they won't be embarrassed

person 1: look at that kid over there, everyone's wearing cosplay instead of him
person 2: yeah, he's such a boring beige baby

by thequestionable14 June 17, 2023

Boring Excitement

An oxymoron, best used to describe the qualities of an art work by any artist (most often a contemporary artist) other than Bruce Nauman. Most appropriately used when impersonating Francesco Bonami.

"There is nothing but boring excitement here. Let's go to a swanky party."

by mariaviolet November 8, 2009

Boring-ness

Boring person, place or thing. The state of being boring. For those who do not know what this is, imagine working in an office cubicle, staring at an Excel spreadsheet full of numbers and pivot tables and your job is to find the ONE number in the sheet that is missing the decimal. Drool slowly evaporates from your lips as you stare slightly teary eyed with your mouth slightly agape you are dimly aware of being in a mindset of between sleep and nausea and have a growing sense of a need to escape, but you can't. Your ass has gone numb from becoming Boring-ness.

While working in an accounting office of 100 poeple, all you can hear is the scratch of pencil and clackety clack of the keyboard, your mind slowly turns to mush as you become the embodiment of boring-ness.

by Food Science Geek Squared September 19, 2012

Boring Bitch

A slow talking often mono-tone female who tells long, random, overly detailed stories that have no point or punch line

“So last Wednesday ... or maybe it was Tuesday.... Oh no it was definitely Wednesday coz my boyfriend works late on Wednesday’s... so yeah last Wednesday my best friends sisters cat died and my best friends mum is soooo sad, and my best friends sister wants to get a new cat already but her mum just isn’t ready to move on yet she’s still crying everyday-“
That’s enough of that story thanks, you Boring Bitch.

by Queen B(itch) June 27, 2018

boring shit

when you are taking a shit and absolutely nothing interesting happens while you are on the toilet and it seems like you have been in there forever being completely bored

bob-that was the most boring shit ive ever had..
tim-boring shit?
bob-yea..you know when youre in the bathroom and nothing funny or amusing happens..
tim-ohh..i understand..i had a boring shit this morning

by lilmissfunny July 23, 2010