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bored

um so you're reading this? because you're bored? huh words mean everything don't they
You were bored so you searched up the word "bored" am I right?
by Oh look it's me May 4, 2020
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bored

adj: state of being on Urban Dictionary looking up the word bored

verb past tense: drilling a hole
"God, I'm so bored"

"He bored right through that thing."
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bored

usually a time consisiting of nothingness of interest

universally not involving the following:
POONTANG
porn in all shapes and forms
cleaning my loaded AK-47 with a blowtorch and pickaxe
pimping in general
i could do with sum POONTANG i so bored i could rape someone
by that bloke 98 October 6, 2006
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bored

What you and I both feel.
I have nothing better to do than hang out on this site. I am so bored...
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Bored

When you have nothing to do because you have no friends, so you make random definitions on Urban Dictionary.
Daisy: broski whats with all the definitions
Me: i was bored
Daisy: get a life
Me: i tried

Daisy: try harder
by I like avocados November 2, 2019
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Bored

The most felt expression in everyone's lives and always have been. Even since prehistoric times, when dumbasses stared at their spears waiting for something to eat strolled across the corner of their eyes. They could have just called Pizza Hut. Then in the Bronze Age when you couldn't tell if someone killed themselves because they were hungry or because they were bored. Afterwards comes the Iron Age when mushrooms were found out to be poisonous, after someone died because they were bored and wondered how it tasted. Then the Roman Period where people started civil wars just because they weren't in one with any other empire. When the Medieval Period rolled by some guy literally just like the letter "t", thus began the cross and then Christianity. Also, kings started getting so bored they accused their own wives of cheating just for something entertaining.
And that's just the HISTORY on boredom. What drives people to kill or invent. Honestly, while for some its a way to change lives, its mostly to mimic us in death. To look back upon the wasted hours and feel withered and incomplete.
Some people market off boredom. TV let people sit down in the comfort of their own homes and just watch hours of their life pass by without them apprehending what they are truly missing out on.
That's what boredom is, and probably the reason you are reading this right now.
George: Hey yo get me some of that weed I'm bored
Tim: You sure you can do a million other things that can greatly impact your future for the be...
George: Weed my niggah
by Tim's Vs. J's May 5, 2018
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bored

What we’ve all been since the stupid CORONAVIRUS started.
Gavin: Wanna come over?
Ryan: Sure I’d love to!
Gavin: I forgot that you can’t because of the coronavirus! This really sucks!
Ryan: Ugh! I’m so bored! I don’t want to be at my stupid boring house anymore!!!!
by Trinity:) May 4, 2020
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