bookie lookies

A name for all the people that can see and/or read your posts on Facebook. Regardless if on your friends list, most are not “friends” rather connections to address of some sort

I got 153 happy birthday likes from my bookie lookies yesterday

by Selectrovert1 July 17, 2019

Bookies pencil

Short penis with no girth whatsoever

I caught a glimpse of Dave's cock in the changing room at work ..... fuckin thing looks like a bookies pencil. I've seen more girth on a maccy d's straw. When he fucks his missus it must be like throwing a chip up dartford tunnel.

by Ivornumbnuts June 8, 2019

Ninja Bookie

the small time bookmaker that is impossible to find when you win and comes out of nowhere when you owe.

there's my bookie, he owes me for 3 weeks straight. oh shit, where'd he go? must be a ninja bookie!

by beeb173 September 19, 2012

Swarim Bookie

A wealthy Indian person living in the US.

Hey did you see that swarim bookie, he has a really nice Mercedes.

by Joker67892 September 2, 2022

bookie finger

When you disfigure your finger really bad.

“I cut my finger really bad on a porta potty door, now I have a bookie finger!”

by anonymous October 14, 2023

Dookie Bookie

you got 5-0’d on cod? You’re dookie bookie.

you’re mad 5-0 you’re dookie bookie

by TheHashSlingingShlasher January 28, 2023

BOOKI MADNESS

Someone who is staggeringly ugly and we dont know how ugliness can get that horrible

Holly is a BOOKI MADNESS

by Earwiggg youtube May 4, 2023