Titty Bonkers

A Massachusetts term meaning absolutely fucking crazy.

Hey Isaac did you hear Jamie sharted in class, it was Titty Bonkers!!

by TittyBonkers March 30, 2021

Weather Boner

The erection that local weathermen get when there is the possibility that severe weather may cause damage, and they get to pre-empt your regular programming.

Mark Murray could barely hide his weather boner while reporting that certain parts of the city could see the possibility of a hint of a thundercloud.

by Wordsmiter June 11, 2009

meat boner

pseudo-sensual arousal provoked by aggressively ingesting a large portion of red meat.

My carnivorous desire was quenched by that sixty-four ounce porterhouse steak. Damn, that meat steak was the size of a manhole cover. Consequently, I have a meat boner.

by asprovost April 20, 2011

why boner

getting a boner for some reason you can't explain; getting a boner when you consciously know you shouldn't be having one. (see: should not want)

you: why boner?

boner: because.

by broanon May 13, 2011

hate boner

When your hatred towards someone or something is so much and so obsessive, it's rather suggestive and often times freaky and unhealthy.

Person 1: I fucking hate your guts dude!
Person 2: ...bruh, get over your hate boner already. It's been a full year.

by bumerhoomorr34 January 27, 2021

boker'd

Similar to punk'd but with goat metal.

Angie was about to ask a question that could easily be taken out of context, so instead of getting boker'd, she decided it was better not to ask.

by WM-Trolling March 25, 2019

math boner

The ecstasy that follows when you solve that really hard differential equation problem.

I just solved that Laplace Transform on page 86 and totally got a math boner!

by MechgineeringStud September 2, 2014