benitez

To find excuses when the only excuse is ones own ineptitude. A direct opposite of a Moyes.

"Look at that moaning cunt going on again, blaming 12 o clock kick offs. What a Benitez"

by Oldmangaz January 3, 2008

benitez

A person who is laughably bad at his/her job, but refuses to acknowledge it, preferring to cast the blame onto other members of his staff.

"C'mon, Mr. Ryans, I can't work with a benitez like Martin."

by Casske July 30, 2006

Bonita Anita

The single dopest MILF EVER!!!!

Damn i wanna bang me a bonita anita!

by scott macphee April 14, 2005

Benitez

an overweight, middle aged man, who is still a virgin

my friend is still a benitez

by waldo228 September 8, 2009

Bonter

Like banter, but slightly more obscure. Often used in conversation with sarcastic undertone.

"Mate, North Korea just nuked Japan"
"Bonter"

by YungLenin September 15, 2017

benites

Benites. It isn't just a name. It is a legacy. Benites was first created on July 10th, 2003 and that was when no one knew of its origins. Benites is one of many rare characters in the world, but this one is very rare and specific. She is her own species but hates when Sammy screeches. So usually one might say, "Shut up Sammy." If you are Spanish you may conjugate the term:
Yo Benito.
Tu Benites.
El Benite.
Nosotros Benitamos.
Ellos Beniten.
Once a Benites, always a Benites.

Snitch: "Did you see Benites in the hall, she was looking like a whole Benites."
Sammy: "I sure did! Oh my Benites!"

by Benites Lover June 6, 2018

Bonita

Bonita. A nice, caring and extremely funny person. Once she becomes a mother, she will be emotional and is emotional almost all the time. She is easily hurt and once she targets someone she won't get off them. Can seem like a loyal friend but isn't always. She likes relationships and is always on spot with her fashion.

When you find a Bonita she will like to gossip and have fun. She is very free and her hair is on point too! Well sometimes.

"Hey Bonita!"
"Hey girlll!"

by Omg Its ted December 8, 2018