The Dog's Bollocks: Came into being after watching the dog repeatedly wash his testicles (with tongue) and consideration of why the said dog should repeat the said act repeatedly: Conclusion: he finds it extremely enjoyable hence "it's the dog's bollocks"
sex is the dog's bollocks
by Canine Explanation League January 13, 2006
Get the Bollocksmug. the ultamate sware word... can be used in many contexts.
1) dogs bollocks - the best
2) ohh bollocks - showing somthing bad happened
1) dogs bollocks - the best
2) ohh bollocks - showing somthing bad happened
by Darren November 30, 2002
Get the Bollocksmug. by wankbollocks December 7, 2021
Get the wank bollocksmug. Isn't that Keith Harris and Orville? He's got a right bollock head.
There goes Jayne from the office, hope she doesn't sit with us for lunch...the ugly bollock head
There goes Jayne from the office, hope she doesn't sit with us for lunch...the ugly bollock head
by Peekes May 22, 2016
Get the Bollock Headmug. 
Jed: Daryl, ur moms a real bollock emptier.
Daryl: ya shes hot bro, i fapped off already today over her.
Daryl: ya shes hot bro, i fapped off already today over her.
by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017
Get the Bollock Emptiermug. Bollock black is when someone is at the darkest of angry. They have reached a certain depth of angry, so deep that they are black with anger.
Kallum: *makes immense noise*
Ollie: *chases Kallum in anger*
Kallum: “fuck! he’s bollock black now”
Ollie: *chases Kallum in anger*
Kallum: “fuck! he’s bollock black now”
by Conorboiboss September 3, 2021
Get the Bollock Blackmug.