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bollocks

i tattoo bollocks on my arm and some bastard on the street said you spelled that wrong! i looked at him and said, "BOLLOCKS!" and kept on walking.
by joey malicious June 3, 2004
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bollocks

A classic example of great English banter. Originating in London (bollocks) used in a sentence generally means shit or fuck.
Bruv, i got laid off yesterday its bollocks absolute bollocks
by r8 m8 June 15, 2016
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Bollocks

The Dog's Bollocks: Came into being after watching the dog repeatedly wash his testicles (with tongue) and consideration of why the said dog should repeat the said act repeatedly: Conclusion: he finds it extremely enjoyable hence "it's the dog's bollocks"
by Canine Explanation League January 13, 2006
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Bollocks

the ultamate sware word... can be used in many contexts.
1) dogs bollocks - the best
2) ohh bollocks - showing somthing bad happened
by Darren November 30, 2002
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wank bollocks

by wankbollocks December 7, 2021
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Bollock Head

Someone who has a massive butt ugly slap head with horrible pubic like, fuzzy hair and no fringe.
Isn't that Keith Harris and Orville? He's got a right bollock head.
There goes Jayne from the office, hope she doesn't sit with us for lunch...the ugly bollock head
by Peekes May 22, 2016
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Bollock Emptier

A vagina wielding bitch hot enough to empty your bollocks with a mere glance
Jed: Daryl, ur moms a real bollock emptier.
Daryl: ya shes hot bro, i fapped off already today over her.
by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017
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