bollocks balls to you! bullshit!
i tattoo bollocks on my arm and some bastard on the street said you spelled that wrong! i looked at him and said, "BOLLOCKS!" and kept on walking.
by joey malicious June 03, 2004
A classic example of great English banter. Originating in London (bollocks) used in a sentence generally means shit or fuck.
by r8 m8 June 16, 2016
The Dog's Bollocks: Came into being after watching the dog repeatedly wash his testicles (with tongue) and consideration of why the said dog should repeat the said act repeatedly: Conclusion: he finds it extremely enjoyable hence "it's the dog's bollocks"
by Canine Explanation League January 09, 2006
the ultamate sware word... can be used in many contexts.
1) dogs bollocks - the best
2) ohh bollocks - showing somthing bad happened
1) dogs bollocks - the best
2) ohh bollocks - showing somthing bad happened
by Darren November 30, 2002
by wankbollocks December 07, 2021
Isn't that Keith Harris and Orville? He's got a right bollock head.
There goes Jayne from the office, hope she doesn't sit with us for lunch...the ugly bollock head
There goes Jayne from the office, hope she doesn't sit with us for lunch...the ugly bollock head
by Peekes May 02, 2016
Jed: Daryl, ur moms a real bollock emptier.
Daryl: ya shes hot bro, i fapped off already today over her.
Daryl: ya shes hot bro, i fapped off already today over her.
by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017