board waxing 

the removal of hair from the pubic area, esp. by another party

Hey, Rebecca, let's go back to your dorm for some board waxing, things are getting a little messy down there.

board waxing by Devinbam January 1, 2008

board riot 

A common event where Vesti board users spam the boards with threads related to one topic. Insidera usually change thier icons to suit it.

TehVestiUser117: Hey, did anyone remember the Pokemon riot two days ago?

InsiderGuy: Yeah, I changed my icon to Charizard during that board riot.

board riot by Nicholas.Y January 11, 2008

Board Slave 

Someone who seems to be possessed, and can not stop skateboarding for thier own good.

Ex. "John broke his leg yesterday, but i think he was trying to skate again today... wat a board slave."

Board Slave by Takun123 March 14, 2010

Board-worthy 

When a photograph is so complimentary that it would look good on the photo board your family creates to display at your funeral.

That photo Jeanne posted of you and Leighla watching television is completely board-worthy.

Board-worthy by Chibob1963 March 1, 2014

board my platform 

a nicer way of sarcastically telling someone "welcome to my reality"

mom : son, at your age, when I hung out with friends, i didn't smoke weed and play video games, I listened to the Beatles.

son: well, lol, board my platform for a change.

board my platform by Uncle Dimma October 20, 2014

board whore 

girl who is has no butt/boobs, but still gets 1972635372 boyfriends

rachelle- "brroooooooooo ella is dating tyler. isnt he your ex?"
camille-"what a board whore!"

board whore by thankspeteomfgh June 14, 2015

board my platform 

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"

Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better

board my platform by Uncle Dimma September 12, 2016