Blowjob 

"smokin' the bone"..."giving head"..."cocksucking"..."doin' the nasty"..."oral sex"...the act of performing fellatio on a penis until said penis ejaculates.

Generally a pleasurable experience for the person being blown...depending on the person doing the blowing, not so much.

My old girlfriend Valerie had a tiny mouth, but enjoyed giving me a blowjob on Friday nights, when I came home from college.

I would show my appreciation by saving up 3 days worth of jizz, and dumping it down her throat while I forced her head down deeper, causing her to gag and spit.

She seemed to enjoy this and even suggested we shoot some video of the event...

Blowjob by blogician November 1, 2003

Blowjob 

The act of a woman taking a guy's penis and pleasuring it with her mouth until he ejaculates.

Tommy: This white girl gave me the best blowjob at the park yesterday.

Blowjob by Lloyd Banks August 16, 2003

blowjob 

something that should be done in a realtionship at some point....This is where the woman wraps her mouth around the mans penis and sucks on it but if you really want to please him "deepthroat" Him move his penis all the way into your mouth all the way the back it may cause you to gag or to start tearing up but the guy will do ANYTHING you want him to after that and when you do this go until he reachs oragasim and lets the semen (cum) out and if you really want him to do anything swallow it

My gf gave me a blowjob last night and i cant stop thinking about it

blowjob by kml April 16, 2007

BlowJob 

A blowjob is when a hoewerth sucks on you dick and goes up and down. After you ejaculate all over her mouth and face causing her/him pleasure.

i gotta blowjob dude

BlowJob by billybobjoe1234567890 October 26, 2012

blowjob 

The act of giving a man oral sex. This act should ALWAYS be reciprocated by going down on the giver of the initial blowjob.

Why? Cause it tastes like shit, it's not fun, very few girls enjoy giving them, and we deserve to be repaid.

Keep a girl happy and she'll be willing to do things like this for you. The happier she is, the more she's probably willing to do.

Guy: "Holy shit that was an awesome blowjob! Let me get to the point where I can move again, and it'll be your turn."

Girl: "Sounds good to me!"

blowjob by lunalise February 17, 2008

blowjob 

a blowjob is wer u lick a guys cock until t is slippery and wet, then u swirl ur tongue around the head paying special attention to the little bit on the back, whilst swirling ur hand up and down the shaft, gettin faster harder and deeper.Then u take him deep into ur throat and as u cum up swirl around the head, whilst pulling gently and playing with his balls. whilst sucking always lick and contain eye contact.then go harder faster and deeper till he cums, and swallow with a smile. best blowjob ever!

fuck me what an amazing blowjob!

blowjob by ???...??? September 15, 2006

blowjob 

~verb~
When a woman sucks a man's dick, most likely because he forces her to. The next best thing to sex before you're married. At least for a guy. It's most enjoyable to a man when you deep throat his cock and swallow every last drop of cum. Slowly trail your finger down his shaft and massage his balls gently. You're welcome, you just had sexual education without even wanting it. Oh wait, that's every time you have sexual education. Nevermind.

Julia smiled as she walked down the aisle in her beautiful white wedding dress because she knew she had given her last blowjob.

Sex is in the air idiots.

blowjob by IdioticBananas April 11, 2015