Blowfish

A fish in the Tetraodontidae family that lives in the Indian Ocean, and other subtropical bodies of water. This fish contrary to belief does not blow itself up but rather performs mouth congress to passing scuba divers/snorkelers.
I was swimming in the tropics and suddenly a Blowfish started tugging at my swimsuit fly!
by OzzieTrump August 04, 2019
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Blowfish

Susan gave me a blowfish when I ate her ass!
by LBriggs85 March 10, 2018
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Blowfish

A chick that gives head while in a pool, hot tub, or jacuzzi.
Dude that chick is a blowfish. She gave me a bj in my parents pool last night
by SlappaDaBassMan March 08, 2015
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Blowfish

The act of blowfishing is when a couple invites another man into the bedroom for a threesome. The husband then ejaculates into the other man's ass and then proceeds to suck his own semen out and blow it into his wife's vagina in hopes to produce a child. If and only does the wife get pregnant can it be considered a blowfish.
Hey man, want to come over this weekend and blowfish my wife?

Son, you were conceived as a product of the good old blowfish.
by Whitevanroofers May 08, 2024
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Blowfish

A fake bitch

Blowfish are 100% fake they puff up to look big and it's just fake so a blowfish is a fake person or fake bitch 🐡
Your a blowfish

Kyla's such a blowfish

Don't be a blowfish

Fuck off blowfish
by Blowfish January 14, 2016
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Blowfish

The act of putting your whole mouth around the rim of a pint glass and slamming back the beer. The sudden rush of beer in your mouth will cause your checks to expand like a blowfish.
That girl has a huge mouth. I bet she could blowfish a beer easily.
by The_mayor_of_canada May 05, 2019
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Arabian Blowfish

It's when you put your balls on a girls eye sockets and then blow a load in her mouth and her cheeks puff out.
"Things got so kinky last night she asked me to give her an Arabian Blowfish
by itzfuzz December 04, 2015
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