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Blow stuff up 

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An activity, taken up primarily by men, as it is a very manly activity.
Usually includes the use of explosives to demolish small walls and buildings.
If one is feeling surprisingly manly, small animals can be blown up also.

Such an activity can only be made more manly through the addition of firearms, most notably an M203.
To increase the level of manliness to over 100% one should attempt to add in the use of Nuclear weaponry and/or other Thermobaric explosives.
Man: Dear, me and the boys are going out. I'll return to make sweet sweet love to you in about 13 hours.
Woman: I can't wait that long! Can't I just come with you? I can call some of my girlfriends
Man: Don't be silly woman! We're going to blow stuff up, it's too manly for you and your "girlfriends"
Woman: We can watch!
Man: You don't want to be watching when we blow up a kitten, a diamond or a cooker! hahahahahaha

Man walks off chuckling at his amusing sexist jab.

Woman *to herself*: Fucking men...
Blow stuff up by rzhhhh August 25, 2009

Blow me up Tom 

"Blow me up Tom" is the official exit of callers on the Tom Leykis show, a syndicated national radio program that airs in the afternoon/evening. The request is followed by an explosion sound and then the call is terminated.
That's all I have to say, thanks for taking my call. Blow me up, Tom!
Blow me up Tom by BMcC August 28, 2004

blow it up 

to take things to another level.
expand in proportion
Give me that mic. I wanna blow it up!!
blow it up by Beau knows July 16, 2010

blow wind up my skirt

to give me a cheap thrill that is not genuine, e.g. by flattering me or telling me something you think I want to hear
"Stop trying to blow wind up my skirt." "I really think you are amazing at this. I'm not just blowing wind up your skirt." "That doesn't blow wind up my skirt." (that doesn't really thrill me)
blow wind up my skirt by wfk1961 September 29, 2015

blow yourself up

To release a particularly nasty,smelly fart. Usually happens after eating Mexican food or something similar (e.g. Taco Bell).
Johnny watched his friend Ben wolf down five bean burritos. Johnny told Ben "you know you're going to blow yourself up in a few minutes."

Blow sunshine up your arse 

To speak bullshit to someone in a complimentary way. Commonwealth "arse" spelling preferred, as this expression probably has a London origin.

Usually expressed in the negative, by someone professing sincerity.
I'm not going to blow sunshine up your arse, Peter; you're the second-best of the surviving Doctor Whos.

Blow It Up 

When one has to take a shit with great force. Causing your bathroom to smell horrible and sometimes causing explosion outlines inside your toilet bowl.
Oh man this burrito I just ate fucked up my stomach! Im gonna blow it up when I get to your house!
Blow It Up by Lord Father March 28, 2007