A word that a few of my friends and I made up, and it means cool, awesome, epic, sweet, gnarly, or any variation on any of those words.
by sadieboljaa April 21, 2011
Get the Bloffy mug.The act of two people scissoring but instead of stimulating each other a fart is expelled into the other's anus. On rare occasions a shart is transferred from anus to anus making it a blomster royale. On occasion the unintentional act of a space docking shart will occur.
That blomster from the other night left me feeling bloated for days.
I was trying the blomster for the first time with Kevin and he sharted right into my vagina like a total Chad
I was trying the blomster for the first time with Kevin and he sharted right into my vagina like a total Chad
by parrotmoniker October 10, 2011
Get the Blomster mug.A person that visits blogs (especially tech blogs) and knowingly responds to questions incorrectly to fish out the correct response from others. What the respondents do not realize is that the original poster put clues in the original post to suggest that they already knew the answer. The ensuing respondents may be wise to the answer, but they have proven themselves idiots for missing the original poster's intent.
OP: Wow. Really? I had no idea that Army of Darkness was basically Evil Dead 3. No idea at all.
Responder 1: Yes, Army of Darkness was released after ED 2. It is a sequel.
Responder 2: You are an idiot. Of course AoD was basically ED3. Welcome to 1992!
Responder: 3: You lose 1 Internets sir.
Responder 4: I love it when a blogfisher like you calls out the morons. Well played sir.
Responder 1: Yes, Army of Darkness was released after ED 2. It is a sequel.
Responder 2: You are an idiot. Of course AoD was basically ED3. Welcome to 1992!
Responder: 3: You lose 1 Internets sir.
Responder 4: I love it when a blogfisher like you calls out the morons. Well played sir.
by Rudester April 25, 2013
Get the blogfisher mug.Describes the appearance and state of a person or an animal totally worn out physically and/or mentally. They have a collapsed flattened look about them and are usually sprawled in a heap.
by Serota April 17, 2014
Get the Blomphed mug.The sound of a mediocre impact. Unlike a large impact sound, BOOM! KAPOW! etc., that might have a flash of light or mushroom cloud with it. Unlike a small impact sound like Thud, or Poof, that might raise a little dust, Bloof is in the middle.
The meteor ripped through the sky, men wailed in anguish at their impending doom, women sardonically sipped their coffees, wines, and vodkas, while encouraging children to enjoy the light show. Smaller the meteor became until it impacted in Skunkypoo Swamp with a less than resounding... bloof.
by CascadiaSnow August 3, 2020
Get the Bloof mug.Blombko is a single celled organism that owns a lighter
Blombko is also known as "Blocko", "Blok" and "cesar"
Blombko is also known as "Blocko", "Blok" and "cesar"
by Blombko August 18, 2022
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