Blimp

Verb: To Blimp- The act of moving intently from one point to another, often in the pursuit of food, sex, or money. But it can, in reality, be used to describe any form of general movement.

Tristan: Yo who wants to blimp over to Cam's for some food?

Charlie: Hell yeah, that'd be Crimpin

by Crimper120 August 12, 2019

Blimp us a snout

can you lend me a cigarette

can you blimp us a snout mate?

by Jason Cole May 3, 2005

blimey

Exclamation of shock or surprise, with a sense of understatement, irony or the inevitability of disappointment.

Often used in response to a setback or depressing news, with a hint of resignation in the face of life's hardships.

Colloquial British English. Also common in Australia and New Zealand.

Variation: Cor blimey.
Similar to crickey.

"Blimey! I never expected the Spanish Inquisition!"

"Blimey!", said with a look of sympathy, in response to a friend's outpouring of emotion after some terrible life crisis.

by not_saying November 8, 2012

Blimpus

A large, fat man who whines and moans about being obese, but does nothing about it.

James is such a Blimpus.

by Gollum May 28, 2006

to blimp

to put on prodigious weight; to become massively obese; to blow up (not explode)

At her wedding, the bride said, "As a condition for accepting this ring, I promise never to blimp on you."

She blimped herself into a trailer park elephant fart breath sow.

by Barney Vincelette October 17, 2007

Blimp Option

A northern english term used to describe a better decision. It stems back from when a Bradford City football (soccer) game sold out of seats. The commentator joked about how he would use a blimp to see the awesome match continue before his eyes if he did not have a seat. The other commentator laughed and the term soon became frequent in Bradford City chants and other every-day usage.

Cop 1: FUCK! hes getting away

Cop 2: oh dear lord, hes actually lost us!

Cop 1: if only we had been able to us that damned blimp option..

Cop 2: shit i know man.. i know..

Cop 1: next time ey?

Cop 2: yeah..

by The Lockwood March 2, 2009

gawd blimey

An expression of either positive or negative surprise, mostly used by common types.

Positive: Gawd Blimey, I've only gone and won the bleeding lottery ain't I?
Negative: Gawd Blimey , my piles are playing up something terrible today!

by Ivor Grumble May 4, 2016