bless your crack

The equivalent of bless you, but for a fart.

Natheefah (presenting creative rational for new client): as you can see by our creative direction prrrrrrfffft...

Bryan: Bless your crack

Natheefah: thank you, we have covered all the bases..

by 2minutedoodle September 26, 2011

blesser

Another word for a sugar daddy

Girl 1: OMG where did you get that MK bag?
Girl 2: My blesser bought it for me. #Blessed

by FlowerChild181😌 June 26, 2016

Blessin

Somebody you cherish very much, they contantly give you false hope but if you need something they'll be there.

'Hey, can you drop me off at home?'

'Yeah that's all sweet'

'Blessin, thank you'

by rangaloverb October 20, 2019

Lip Blesser

A lip blesser is when someone places their penis on someone's lip disregarding what sex the person may be

Watch out that man is a lip blesser better keep away from him.

by Frc_meme May 25, 2017

oh bless her heart

when southern people want to say something rude without sounding offensive

Oh bless her heart, she’s dumber than a doorknob.

by stranger fag November 21, 2017

God bless me

Just say god bless me then god will bless you learn how to do it right

Every1 will say god bless me

by Itz _meh I'm a tik toker October 14, 2019

good morning, God bless

when you eat your breakfast while on the toilet

Hila: Ethan why have you been in the bathroom for so long?

Ethan: Good morning, God bless.

by rhsone May 23, 2018