A bottle, usually plastic, that someone uses to pee in because they don't have time to get to a bathroom or are unable to access bathroom facilities.
He broke his leg and couldn't move off the sofa, so he had to pee in a Bezos bottle.
The kids refused to use the porta potties and left a pile of smelly Bezos bottles on the ground.
They were so poor they didn't even have a Bezos bottle to piss in.
The kids refused to use the porta potties and left a pile of smelly Bezos bottles on the ground.
They were so poor they didn't even have a Bezos bottle to piss in.
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An insult for bellends, oxygen theives and bent psychopathic wealthmongers.
Bellends spend money on space frivolity rather than investing in humanity's survival.
Oxygen theives are billionaires who don't pay their fair share of tax.
Psychopaths have:
Lack of remorse or guilt
Shallow emotional response
Callousness and lack of empathy
Parasitic tendencies
Irresponsibility
A continuous demonstrative failure to accept responsibility
Bellends spend money on space frivolity rather than investing in humanity's survival.
Oxygen theives are billionaires who don't pay their fair share of tax.
Psychopaths have:
Lack of remorse or guilt
Shallow emotional response
Callousness and lack of empathy
Parasitic tendencies
Irresponsibility
A continuous demonstrative failure to accept responsibility
What a Bezos!
Oh, Elon Musk... Total Bezos!
(What you shout when someone's driving like an absolute arsehole)"Beeeeezzoooooos!!!"
(Accompanied by massive dickhead hand gesture).
Oh, Elon Musk... Total Bezos!
(What you shout when someone's driving like an absolute arsehole)"Beeeeezzoooooos!!!"
(Accompanied by massive dickhead hand gesture).
by @natty_bom_batty November 26, 2021
Get the Bezos mug.Jeff asks his boy Tyrel, “So we fuckin wit these Bezos tonight?”
Tyrel responds, “Fuck yea, what club we hittin?”
Tyrel responds, “Fuck yea, what club we hittin?”
by KJcreative January 31, 2022
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Also see Bezosphilia , Bezosphiliac
Also see Bezosphilia , Bezosphiliac
You can tell by Karens diminishing bank account and loss of contact with the outside world that she’s a Bezosphile .
by Caminista January 3, 2022
Get the Bezosphile mug.Jeff Bezos CEO of Amazon has a tightly knit group of skinless femboys, often used in baking cakes.
Slow Replies, funeral.
Slow Replies, funeral.
"Yes bro wys"
"Nothing much g, jus fuckin around with the Bezos-boys and what not init"
"What the fuck are you talking about you demon, your Mum has no skin g"
"Neither does the Bezos-boys"
"Ahaha Yes bro I feel you famalam"
"Nothing much g, jus fuckin around with the Bezos-boys and what not init"
"What the fuck are you talking about you demon, your Mum has no skin g"
"Neither does the Bezos-boys"
"Ahaha Yes bro I feel you famalam"
by Cally J Davis November 26, 2022
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