cold beverages

a cold can of beer or cold homo dick wit fungis

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

Beverage Boo boo

Committed when you distinctly say no milk or sugar in your tea or coffee but your drink comes with them with or without.

Susan! I've committed a Beverage boo boo!

by 367squadron April 29, 2011

beverage relativist

A person who has loose standards regarding the naming and preparation of beverages.

The bartender, clearly a beverage relativist, served me Pepsi when I'd definitely asked for a Coke.

Beverage relativists may disagree, but it's clear that some varieties of punch are superior to others.

by drillvoice-now September 23, 2012

Latin beverage

Typing in pee to google translate to latin and reversing in a couple times translates it to beverage

Pee -> lotium
Lotium -> urine
Urine -> potus
Potus -> beverage
Coined by NextJen

*scene* sat at bar with a friend
Friend: what you want
Me: anything but a latin beverage
Friend: *laughs in british*
Visible confusion on bartenders face

by NextJen August 24, 2024

beveragate

The act of consuming beverages.

I will be there to beveragate with you later on tonight.

by JoshInNYC March 14, 2009

Sass Beverage

When someone gives you a bad attitude.

This friend of mine drunk a sass beverage because I didn’t make it to her party

by Br0 D33 May 21, 2021

Emotional support beverage

A beverage, typically one that you drink for hydration but more for comfort. Hopefully, it will boost your serotonin enough to start/ get you through the day. The effectiveness also depends on whether it comes with a straw.

*me to myself after ordering my favorite emotional support beverage: a pistachio cream mint matcha* “This shit better fix my life”

Or

After a long day, the Dude proceeded to sip his emotional support bev, the vodka-cran. Instantly, he felt the weight of the day slip away…..

by b-sides4ever September 1, 2025