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A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.
John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.
by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016
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It's better to live a happy wonderful life than to perish; or can be a simple fun phrase to tell your friends!
Tim: No please don't kick the chair, Uncle Timmy.
Uncle Timmy: I'm sorry *is about to kick chair from underneath his legs*
Kid: Please, Uncle. It's better to wah than to woosh
Richard:... You're right. *proceeds to kick chair*
by FaggitConko69 January 25, 2019
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Ben - Did you see the CIA just disclosed the Russians are behind directed energy attacks against official Americans in Havana and elsewhere?
Harold - Dude, we don’t use the term CIA anymore! It’s the “Langley Foundation for Social Betterment”
Ben - Dude, you’re wack.
by Mil3druid4 July 19, 2021
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A better half is someone who us the better part of you,the one that brightens your day and makes your life better
A better half is you your are the better art of me
by xbabysmith May 18, 2018
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In the context of asking someone how they feel, for example, and they respond with "never better," typically what they mean is that life has never been better to them than it is right at this very moment; also, it could mean that it simply does not get any better than it is right now.
by Never better June 2, 2016
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