Best Friend

Someone you trust completely.

Someone you pee your pants laughing with.
Someone you can look ugly around.
Someone who praises your burps.
Someone who can take you're stuff without asking.
Someone you find at your house before your home.
Someone your mother trusts.
Someone that pisses you off like no other.
Someone you love anyway.
Someone who helps by just being there.
Someone that can put you back together.
Someone who knows things about you that you don't even know.
Someone who you know will still be there after a fight.
Someone who completes you.
Someone that picks up on the second ring.
Someone you have planned your future with.
Someone that just knows.

Best Friend: Someone your thinking about right now

by Caramel Yum April 25, 2016

Best Manister

When the Best Man of a wedding is also the officiant

Jay surprised everyone at the wedding by making his brother the best manister.

by Kizzler May 6, 2013

Best Führer Friends

Derived from "BFF"

Basically a tyrant/dictator version of best friends forever.

John: Did you know that Hitler and Mussolini were Best Führer Friends?

Mary: They were?! I guess you do learn something new everyday!

by jeonnifer May 4, 2017

a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face

The default picture used by over 84% of users of the popular networking site myspace (See definition #4).

-Man, she looks fine!
-Can't you tell? That's a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face, dude.

by cchriss92 August 9, 2007

Best Friend day

NATIONAL BEST FRIENDS DAY. June 8 celebrates National Best Friends Day, a day to honor that one special person you call your “best friend”.

Happy best friend day to Samantha A

by Shamareon aka Tj May 7, 2019

Best Friends Fall in Love

They tell you they love you, and They prove it to you. Both you and them see and know that there is a spark somewhere, but don't know what to call it. Is it a relationship? Could it be FWB? (Friends With Benefits) No. It seems to be like between more then "just friends", but not a sexual feeling. Having no problem with calling the other babe or baby or hun. Feeling safe when being around one another. Always missing each other. Wanting to be with one another all the time. Questioning if your friend loves you as much as they say they do, also in the same manner. That weird feeling that makes you all tingly inside. That feeling that confuses the hell out of you because you just can't seem to figure out quit what it is. Frustrating you so much that you don't know what to do or how to respond to this questioning feeling. Its that feeling when you can be annoying towards one another, get mad, enjoy there presence, cuddle with them, tell them your deep and darkest secrets, complain to them, and even sometimes being speechless towards them. The one thing that brings two friends closer together, that thing that they cherish the most is love for each other. Love for your best friend.

I love when Best Friends Fall in Love its so cute..

by cEf.. January 2, 2012

Best Barometer

This is a synonym for a penis in porn films. It is derived from the ability of an experienced penis and its experienced user to determine the suitability of a vagina, breast, anus or in fact any other body part for fucking or coital relations.

Typically the barometer functions by being slapped or thrust vigorously through or against the body part under test.

"My penis is the best barometer. The best test of a good tit!"

by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017