Benedict XVI

A Pope with a no nonsense name and attitude. Still trying to make personal amends for being a hitler youth.

Under Benedict XVI, the catholic girls will be even hotter.

On your knees, you dirty little pig.

by major_delmac April 21, 2005

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eggs benedict

when one eats an extremely greasy meal to find out 30 minutes later they have the extreme shits

Brad went down to Chesters Fried Chicken to get some dank ass chicken but awhile later he ended up with eggs benedict instead.

by dcarlson83 November 24, 2008

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Benedict Arnold

1) Making your sexual partner belief you are going to perform one of the acts of the sexual trifecka (oral, vaginal,anal) on her/him and quickly converting to the other

1) My girlfriend doesn't like anal so I was going vaginal and got her with the Benedict Arnold

by pschizzle April 14, 2010

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Frisky Benedict

The act of cracking an egg over your gonads, and then dipping them into another's open mouth. The most enticing of all acts of seduction.

Tonight was fun. Could I interest you in a Frisky Benedict?

by RumplePhorskyn November 24, 2013

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Eggs Benedict

A serving, or portion of eggs which the pope has allowed a priest to fornicate, or ejaculate onto.

Bill Donahue: Hey, uh.. your eminence, I can't handle the calls coming in any longer about the molestation accusations.

Pope (Former Hitler youth) Benedict XVI: It's alright, my son. I already came up with a solution. I have made a new decree to help alleviate the physical urges. Clergymen are now allowed to have sexual release, but only as long as it is done upon eggs, as God has meant them to be fertilized by the male seed.

Donahue: Brilliant! We can call them "Eggs Benedict" in your honour.

by The Technomancer April 03, 2010

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