beijinged

verb. to beijing
The act of shitting oneself while on a date with a woman.
Accidentally shitting on a woman.

Person 1: How'd your date go last night?
Person 2: Not good. I beijinged her.

by Mao the Chairman June 20, 2011

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Beijing Drift

Dropping a load onto the stomach and it rolls down before she can get up..

When you drop a load on the stomach of a woman and it rolls down, then before she can get up, baammmm, 9 months later you have a newborn.. and that my friend is what you call a Beijing Drift..

by The pimple popper March 25, 2023

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Beijing Bye Bye

To get a happy ending at a massage parlor and leave without paying.

Yes I was really stressed so I went to the parlor, to be honest I Beijing bye byed!

by SouperDude September 26, 2025

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This is a level 6 legendary sex move. With consent: a man performs anal sex until the woman shits, and then jizzes on the shit. For maximum flavor, he must ejaculate inside of the poop-filled anus. He then uses a clothes iron to "cook" her buns and then proceeds to eat the mixture out of her ass.

P1: "where were you last night?"
P2: "I was making beijing steamed buns with my girl"
P1: "How did it go?"
P2: "I left her ass so red she can't sit down anymore"

by ilovebrawlstars June 13, 2024

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