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bedcramming

To penetrate the area between your mattress and box spring with your penis. Can also be referred to as cramming your bed.
"I caught Alan drinking Scotch and bedcramming last night."
"You're never going to clear up that rash unless you stop cramming your bed."
by Bedcrammer May 19, 2008
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bedroom eyes

eyes that are big, dreamy, sultry, bold, and seductive, and are so beautiful that when someone looks into them, they get lost inside.
that man has bedroom eyes
ohhhh boyyyyyyy :)
by blaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh October 9, 2007
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Bedraggled

A northern term.
Proceeding word is usually 'Proper'

The term Bedraggled usually refers to the way a person looks.

They could look like they've been dragged through a hedge backwards.

Someone who's left a little dried drool on their cheek from the morning and is told to clean themselves up by the homeless

Lack of washing or grooming usually occurs.
Even Mr.Muscle would decline

'Wow. She's a bedraggled mess this mornin. look at that drool! Wipe ya face ya scruffy old tart!' says the homeless man.
by SeaLife March 25, 2011
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To erik one's bedross

To erik one's bedross: "I watched a scary movie last night. Almost erik'd my bedross."
by Tinytrip May 29, 2010
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bedrin

"wagwan bedrin wasup"
"u cool bedrin"
by Tiligi November 14, 2004
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Bedroom Musk

It smells like bedroom musk up in here.
by Robert Michael Hensel April 14, 2008
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Solitary bedcrumbing

The act of sitting on the end of a bed in a budget hotel chain consuming a low cost self-made meal from a corner shop whilst away alone on business. Eaten in a partial state of undress, due to an aborted attempt of getting changed after work, the meal, usually consisting of a loaf of bread and some processed cheese prepared by hand with no utensils, can be washed down with a bottle screw-cap wine whilst watching television followed by a savoury dessert, usually a whole tube of Pringles. After waking depressed in the morning, surrounded by food wrappers, food crumbs need brushing from your bed/face/body.
IT Contractor: This is so depressing, I could be out looking for a dubious lady (see pea-wet ), and this bread is stale.

TV: In news today, a missing cat reappeared after 30 days…

IT Contractor: Man, I’ve hit a low, and there are crumbs everywhere.

Next day:

Colleague: Good evening last night?

IT Contractor: Yeah, went out for a few drinks and made some new friends

IT Contactor (to self): Oh man, I was solitary bedcrumbing but can’t even admit it to myself, let alone anyone else.
by yourmaninthenorth September 4, 2009
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