blonde moment

A flash of momentary stupidity.

"I had a blonde moment as I attempted to recall what that little boot-shaped country was called."

by Brie October 5, 2003

aeroplane blonde

a girl who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'

There goes another aeroplane blonde!

by rukker April 21, 2006

suicide blonde

"dyed by her own hand"

That chick isn't for real... she's a total suicide blonde

by HVR June 5, 2005

Blonde Roots

Blonde Roots: (n)

1. A blonde person has dyed their hair and their roots have grown out
2. A phrase used to tell someone who doesn't have blonde hair that they are stupid or ditzy because of the stereotypical idea that blonde people are stupid or ditzy

Blonde: Wow, I really need to go to the salon, my roots are showing

Tanya: "OMG, did you know that Niagra Falls is in Canada?"
Rebecca: "Um duh, everyone knows that"
Tanya: "I just foud out! Isn't that awsome?"
Rebecca: "Careful Tanya, your blonde roots are showing"
Tanya: "Wha? Im not blonde!"

by vball1346 May 23, 2010

blonde indian

20 plus big beefy black men surround a dainty little Indian man and nut on his head turning his hair blonde.

yo bro I just watched my first ever blonde Indian video and I DO NOT regret it.

by indianblondy January 6, 2022

dolphin blonde

The name given to a blonde with a bald vagina, smooth, hairless with a small blow hole for squirting!!

That stripper was hott, a true dolphin blonde too!!

I was with a dolphin blonde last night should of seen the juices coming from her blow hole!!

by 6ysusie September 19, 2009

blonde moment

when a pretty blonde girl does something steriotypically "blonde" ie: walking into a pole, not getting a joke, or getting it slower than other people, and/or saying lots of "likes" in the same sentence

oh my god, i like totally had a blonde moment, i just tripped over your dog and then i landed on your boyfriends penis...sorry

by E dawg February 15, 2004