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rusty bayonet

when a guy puts on a strap on so that he can bang her in the ass with the dildo as he penetrates her vagina, or vice-versa. Same concept as an actual bayonet, you mount an extra weapon at the bottom of your "gun" for close combat action.
"i was a little worried when she brought out a strap on, i'v never taken it in the butt, but she just wanted a rusty bayonet"
by joe moma343 January 10, 2009
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bayonetting the wounded

(verb) The act of waking up, espically in the late morning or any portion of the afternoon, and finishing off any alcoholic beverege remains from the previous, exceptionally drunken, evening.

Why is this phrase such a perfect explaination of the incident it refers to? Well, to bayonett a wounded person is paradoxically both wicked and compassionate. On the one hand, the dude is already hurting, and to bayonett him/her (for all you politicaly correct assholes) is essentually just kicking him/her while he/she is down. On the other hand, if you kill a wounded party by bayonetting him/her one could liken it to putting a hurt race horse out of its misery.

As you gather up those cups/glasses/cans/bottles the next day, it is safe to assume you're hurting similarly to the afore mentioned wounded dude (I refuse to add dudette even if I am being politically incorrect). On the one hand, more beer/liquer/wine/mixed drink/anything containing alcohol (shit, even NyQuill) will aleviate your shakes/headache/feeling of impending death. On the other, you'll just get drunk again, only this time on something room temperature that is likely to contain backwash of friends, people you pretend to be friends with even though they're irritating, people you have never met, but somehow have been in your house numerous times, that slut who was getting laid in your bathroom, the neighbor's dog, and quite possibly, your mom, and postpone the incredible discomfort.
I woke up with my shoes on and stumbled, still somewhat intoxicated, to the bathroom. On my way back to bed from the kitchen, where I had gone for a much-neededglass of water, I found a homeless man sleeping on my couch. I immediately realized that sobering up would be nothing more than a colassal exercise in futility, and proceeded to trade my water for the nearest leftover booze. I spent the remainder of my afternoon and evening bayonetting the wounded with some homeless dude whom I've never seen again.
by the greatest megalomaniac ever December 9, 2008
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bayden

Colloquial slang used by a small amount of South East London based adolescents meaning 'very rich'. Was first coined in about March 2007 by an Italian-Egyptian boy.
Eli: "I saw some bare bayden gash while I was listening to Still Remains on skag yesterday!"
by L! August 27, 2007
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Bayonne

A city in Hudson County where the complain box is always full but the voting booth is always empty.
Of course, you live in Bayonne.
by Jumping Jahoesrfat June 29, 2017
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Bayunco

Que bayunco es Juanito! No se porte bien el cipote!
by lilsxyguanaco October 17, 2010
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bayonne beatin'

get beat down sincly, bare knuckles until you scream like a little bitch.
I gave that bitch a "bayonne beatin'" that he will never forget
by Zean Johnson February 2, 2009
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Michael Badnarik

Libertarian presidential candidate for 2004.

Probably the best and most respectable Libertarian candidate yet.

Worked with David Cobb throughout the election for the fight to get third party candidates into the CPD-sponsored presidential debates. Was arrested with Cobb for attempting to enter one.
I hope Michael Badnarik runs again in 2008.
by DrIdiot June 5, 2005
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